never have i ever / jousting

[parodeity]

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Dave	John	Michel	Minato

Comments

[windeity]

we can probably think of something? it can't be that hard.

[parodeity]

are you fucking w me right now

[windeity]

uh. no?

[parodeity]

jfc
youre the next national holiday dipshit

well
minato aside
but minato how into a legit party are you as like a concept
a party about you i mean
bc i feel like youre probably not very into it but correct me if im wrong

[compendiem]

I like the idea of large quantities of cheap junk food and less being a national holiday. When is John's? We'll do his.

[parodeity]

april 13th

[windeity]

shut up?

[deathboss]

Noted!

And on a Friday this year. Nice.

[windeity]

wait shit is my birthday really on friday the 13th this year? i take it back.

1/2

[deathboss]

Plus in a place where everything is weird now? How weird will this day be?

2/2

[deathboss]

Not that I'm saying your birthday is weird!

[windeity]

no all things considered i am pretty sure my birthday is weird? given.
which is why we don't really have to do anything for it specifically even though i am aware arguing that is not going to get me anywhere.

[parodeity]

if youre really opposed we dont have to
but it could be cool to do something normal on april 13th

[windeity]

a birthday party does kind of count as normal. but what about minato's birthday?

[parodeity]

john let me throw you a party and dance with me

[compendiem]

Minato's birthday doesn't exist. Other people's are more fun to celebrate. Let's invite the Narukami cats.

[deathboss]

No, I really like parties and I never really have time for them anymore.

[Stop being so literal Michel.]

[parodeity]

same
i want to go to a normal party

i love how we used to be orderly about these and now it's a free for all so beautiful

[deathboss]

College parties are okay but okay this is going to sound stupid, but have you ever had a board game party too where you play some twenty people werewolf or twister and have cheap but good banquet food.

we don't need order ig

[windeity]

noooo...but that actually sounds like it wouldn't be too bad.

[deathboss]

At first it's a bit awkward especially if no one really knows each other but in a few hours (and booze) you wouldn't believe how insane people are determined to win at twister.

One time my family got invited to try our human-sized bowling alleys. I've wanted to buy a set and film people doing it since then.

[windeity]

i have so many questions about everything you just said, but that still sounds fun.

[deathboss]

It's easier to explain with a picture...

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Imagine doing that after a few hours of socializing (and booze)

[compendiem]

Oh. The humans are the balls. I thought they were going to be the pins...

[deathboss]

Honestly there's probably a version like that too. This is the one I got to try out, the company was doing a bunch of ball-related sports.

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