never have i ever / jousting

[parodeity]

[ MEMBERS ]

Dave	John	Michel	Minato

Comments

[parodeity]

april 13th

[windeity]

shut up?

[deathboss]

Noted!

And on a Friday this year. Nice.

[windeity]

wait shit is my birthday really on friday the 13th this year? i take it back.

1/2

[deathboss]

Plus in a place where everything is weird now? How weird will this day be?

2/2

[deathboss]

Not that I'm saying your birthday is weird!

[windeity]

no all things considered i am pretty sure my birthday is weird? given.
which is why we don't really have to do anything for it specifically even though i am aware arguing that is not going to get me anywhere.

[parodeity]

lets review how well arguing worked for me

[deathboss]

honestly there's not a chance at this point. the real surprise would be no surprise

[windeity]

so really what everyone is saying is to shut up about it and let it be a thing.

[parodeity]

if youre really opposed we dont have to
but it could be cool to do something normal on april 13th

[windeity]

a birthday party does kind of count as normal. but what about minato's birthday?

[parodeity]

john let me throw you a party and dance with me

[compendiem]

Minato's birthday doesn't exist. Other people's are more fun to celebrate. Let's invite the Narukami cats.

[parodeity]

minato let me treat you to a birthday lunch or smth

i stg you guys

[compendiem]

I'll accept food but it doesn't have to be a birthday thing. Dave you should just have ten birthday parties a year and invite us to all of them.

[deathboss]

What if we have an unbirthday party. Just celebrating a date we're not born on.

[compendiem]

Party platter of nachos and I'm in.

[parodeity]

one party was enough for me tbh
for me specific i mean

[compendiem]

How am I supposed to survive off one bonfire a year?

[parodeity]

you in a smores mood dude

[compendiem]

I'm in a snores mood, actually.

[parodeity]

well snap
go take a nap you dummy

[windeity]

7/10 for wordplay humor.