never have i ever / jousting

[parodeity]

[ MEMBERS ]

Dave	John	Michel	Minato

Comments

[deathboss]

Don't remind me. 😣 I'm still trying to remember all of the states. Canada was much more simple. I hope other me was really good at geography so I can miraculously look amazing on my next test.

[windeity]

washington is pretty far from here and it's really nice if you like nature and music.
on the other hand i have absolutely no idea where anything is in canada and japan so i think we're even.

[parodeity]

i know where tokyo tower is
does that get me any brownie points at all

[deathboss]

That's the mini eiffel tower, right? I think I saw that in an anime...

[compendiem]

Anime knowledge does not count, no. "Tokyo Tower is in Tokyo" does not count either.

[parodeity]

this absolute betrayal

[compendiem]

I have to draw the line somewhere.

[windeity]

i have to agree that this is betrayal, minato :(

[compendiem]

Touch snow, drink water, and get revenge, then.

[deathboss]

...never have I ever touched snow.

[compendiem]

Joke's on you. I've slept in slow.

[windeity]

...why, exactly??

squints... snow... I'm tired, ty

[compendiem]

I was tired.

[deathboss]

Honestly, I almost would be more surprised if you said "I haven't slept on that" at this point.

[parodeity]

never have i ever gotten drunk at a party

[windeity]

never have i ever sat on the floor of a party and let like 20 cats crawl over me.

[deathboss]

What kind of parties are the both of you running?!

[parodeity]

look it is not my fault the narukamis have 50 cats

[deathboss]

How big is their house?!

[parodeity]

ok maybe im exaggerating
i think they actually have like
uh
six cats?
im genuinely not fucking sure i didnt try to count them
a lot of cats
they have a cat problem
and i say this as a guy who runs an instagram for his cat

[deathboss]

Oh okay. Sorry, I was starting to freak out at the number of cats inside a single home...

Yeah but it's freakin adorable. If I had a cat, I'd also run an instagram and probably name it something like Princess Monster Truck.

[parodeity]

never have i ever smuggled a cat into a cafe

[compendiem]

I need to know who this is targeting.

[windeity]

that one was definitely me.
also it was a cat cafe so i still see nothing wrong with it.

[deathboss]

Here's an important question to all our lives; Why are there so many cat cafes and not as many dog, rabbit or even ferret cafes?