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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

Surprises. [A grin.] I definitely remembered because six months from December is six months on the calendar.

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I mean, I obviously knew that. I know when all our anniversaries are.

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Have we had more than--[...

...wait.

Hold it. Give him a minute.]

...you've been tracking month by month haven't you.

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[ fuck??? ]

No? [ yeah ]

[windeity]

[A grin.]

No? Not at all?

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I meant like our first kiss and stuff, genius.

[windeity]

Well now I'm curious what "stuff" is because I remember when our first kiss was. [He'll also start driving because reservations exist.]

[parodeity]

[ john gets the deadpan stare that covers dave being super flustered. ignore any hint of red. ] None if your business?

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[He just sort of snickers instead.] Oh come on. I'd tell you if this were the reverse!

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Where are we off to? [ he obviously escaped the conversation about monthly anniversaries ]

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It's a surprise. So tell me about this other stuff. [Haha nah.]

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That's a surprise too.

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For how long? [He's driving them to a different part of Tisse, but eventually pulls into the parking lot of a hibachi place, like one of those where they cook the food right at your table. He doesn't quite get out of the car yet.]

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Until I feel like telling you? [ he grins as he lets himself out. ]

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[jflkdsa. Give him a second to scramble out of the car to follow.]

You're the worst boyfriend. [But he's grabbing Dave's hand anyway.] That could be, like, forever.

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[ dave laces their fingers together, at least. he's been keeping things extremely chaste ever since he got back probably but hand holding passes muster. ] You love me anyway.

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[Good enough.] I do...I really, really do. Do you still believe me?

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Yes. [ that part isn't hard to believe in these days. ] I really, really love you, too.

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That's all that matters then. [Inside they go.] ...this was an okay dinner choice, right?

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You know I'll eat wherever with you. It looks cool?

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They light the tables on fire, so I thought that'd be fun. [Into the restaurant he goes, giving his name for the reservation and they're soon escorted to their table with the grill in the center.]

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That actually does sound like exactly your brand of restaurant. [ dave really is fine with whatever. most of the meals at the house pass his fairly lax standards for amazing. or maybe they're strict? ] I think they throw some stuff at you to catch too.

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I am pretty used to things being thrown at me, so. [He even pulls out a chair for Dave? So.] It'll taste good at least.

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[ lord...there's a pause before he takes the seat but he does like that as much as he likes getting john to open doors for him. ] Heartbreaker.

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[He dips enough to kiss the top of Dave's head before he settles in his own seat.]

Trying not to be.