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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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I can't even remember the last time you told me no.

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I haven't needed to. [No, John's mostly just a sucker.]

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Babe, we're basically mutually pathetic except I tell you no sometimes when it's for your own good.

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Like I said, I can totally tell you no if I wanted to. [...] I like the idea of having a permanent reminder I'm yours and you're mine. [Even in a world if they ever broke up, he doubts they'd stop being friends anyway. It makes sense.]

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[ ... ] Why don't we, then?

[ it's the twelfth. they can do something moronic maybe if john doesn't stop them. ]

[windeity]

[Look at least it's not SBaHJ...]

...do you want to do the rest of today before that or after that?

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[ there is unfortunately a slow if brilliant grin. ] Before.

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[God. They're really going to be stupid, aren't they. But okay, he'll go ahead and finally pull back to buckle up.]

Okay. Then destination two is on our list, and then...we'll find a parlor and actually do this.

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Mmm...actually, after. [ because: ] You promised I could pay for the next stop.

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I said the next thing that would require money. [..] You want to cover both tattoos?

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Please? I have the cash. [ he works too much ]

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...[He seems to be debating this.]

...alright. We'll do that first. [Whatever he was thinking isn't too important and so he begins to drive.]

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[ dave buckles in and looks like they're

doing stupid things but whatever dave seems content. ]

Wrist?

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Yeah. Lungs? [He seems to know exactly where he's going, too.]

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Yep. You been scouting tattoo joints?

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Maybe kind of sort of? I've thought about this on and off.

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Like...for what tattoo?

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...don't laugh but I have considered getting a tattoo of your shades.

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[ im sorry but he obviously starts laughing ]

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[HE JUST. GENTLY PUSHES ON DAVE'S FACE??] I said don't laugh!

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Road! [ while still laughing lmao ]

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I'm watching it! [And driving with one hand because he's a moron, but he takes his hand back and focuses on driving. At least the parlor is right in sight.] See if I ever tell you anything personal again.

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You totally will because I like it when you do.

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...okay, you got me there. [He gives another grin and he parks the car, staring at the tattoo parlor.]

...you sure?

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[ what if he just drags john over by his collar to kiss him instead of saying yes again?? ]