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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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Please? I have the cash. [ he works too much ]

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...[He seems to be debating this.]

...alright. We'll do that first. [Whatever he was thinking isn't too important and so he begins to drive.]

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[ dave buckles in and looks like they're

doing stupid things but whatever dave seems content. ]

Wrist?

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Yeah. Lungs? [He seems to know exactly where he's going, too.]

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Yep. You been scouting tattoo joints?

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Maybe kind of sort of? I've thought about this on and off.

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Like...for what tattoo?

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...don't laugh but I have considered getting a tattoo of your shades.

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[ im sorry but he obviously starts laughing ]

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[HE JUST. GENTLY PUSHES ON DAVE'S FACE??] I said don't laugh!

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Road! [ while still laughing lmao ]

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I'm watching it! [And driving with one hand because he's a moron, but he takes his hand back and focuses on driving. At least the parlor is right in sight.] See if I ever tell you anything personal again.

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You totally will because I like it when you do.

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...okay, you got me there. [He gives another grin and he parks the car, staring at the tattoo parlor.]

...you sure?

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[ what if he just drags john over by his collar to kiss him instead of saying yes again?? ]

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[Then he's stuck kissing John for a while because it's not like he's going to be the one to break it first. Hope Dave was prepared for that. He's just going to sigh a little against his mouth.]

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[ ...that's fair. give him like ten minutes then???

but like that's it. ]

Absolutely fuckin' sure.

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[Ten minutes of kissing is good enough? But he pulls back and he grins brightly before he unbuckles his seatbelt.]

Okay. Come on. [And out of the car he goes to open Dave's door.]

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You're my favorite person. [ this is mumbled against john's neck as dave gives him a loose hug upon stepping out, before he lets go and settles for holding john's hand. ]

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[He squeezes his hand as they walk.] Yes, well, the feeling is mutual...constantly. [...] I don't know where I'd be without you, dude.

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I'd be 200% less happy.

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You and me both. [He opens the door to the parlor to let Dave enter.] ...We're doing this.

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We're makin' it happen. [ dave quips automatically... ] Which wrist?

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[Good Dave, best friend.] I hadn't really picked? Left, maybe. What do you think?

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No. [ he pauses to drag john to face him. drags his right hand up and raises an eyebrow. ]