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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

[His face scrunches up in confusion.] Think about what?

[parodeity]

[ dave can't even blame this on john being dumb because dave is being a vague fuck. ] What you'd do. When I came back.

[ he's prompting but still not saying it. ]

I guess I just want to know, at least.

[windeity]

...babe, you're not making sense still. [This one he can blame on John being dumb tbh.]

[parodeity]

[ he slugs john in the shoulder. ] Figure out where the fuck you fall on the intimacy scale, dumbass. Actually sit down and think about it for me sometime. Okay?

[windeity]

Ow! [His hand immediately flies up to rub his shoulder.] Okay, okay, jeez. I'll think about it. ...really. [Since...that is a thing to think about, yes.]

[parodeity]

Promise me? [ like dave should probably think about it too but he wants john to first ]

[windeity]

[He just kind of darts forward to kiss him before he pulls away to head for the car again.] Yes I promise.

[parodeity]

[ no come back? dave grabs john's collar and abruptly kisses him harder than usual. ]

[windeity]

[Oh, like. That's fine. He's not even resisting he's just going to kiss back equally hard even as his hands come up to cup Dave's face.]

[parodeity]

[ cool. they're going to waste several minutes before dave pulls back. ] You know it goes both ways, right? I'd do anything for you. Even if you're the biggest dumbass I know.

[windeity]

Of course I know that. [He's pretty elated at least.] Anyway I think you like me being a dumbass so you can call me the biggest dumbass you know, so we'll call it even.

[parodeity]

I can't help it. I'm only romantically attracted to morons and you were just too good to pass up. [ a smirk. ] Let's get back home.

[windeity]

Yeah, yeah. [But he's grinning in spite of himself and he takes his hand again. To the car and away they go.]