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[parodeity]

y
hanging w/ obama why

[splinten]

Ready to come home if the 44th President of the United States doesn't have priority on me.

[parodeity]

whats your ranking in the us government system?

[splinten]

I think I might be classified an enemy of the state.

[parodeity]

then if youre asking based on governmental priority i guess obama has us all beat
since i dont think anyone has a rank higher than president rn???
magister might be id have to ask rose re her fancy fantasy terminology

[splinten]

A magister would not trump a head of state.
Be home in fifteen.

[parodeity]

i feel like this is an argument with rose waiting to happen

[splinten]

I'd be interested to see how she would argue it.

[parodeity]

well
shes been denied a lot of that kind of argument of late i think so
you could start it off w/ her

[splinten]

But who will referee?

[parodeity]

im not sure anyone is qualified to referee the two of you
in your own realm
where the fuck were you that itll take fifteen to get home btw
off island?

[splinten]

Floater Island.
What are you talking about? Me and Rose are completely grounded when we get into a discussion.

[parodeity]

oh got it
as someone who has spent six+ years discussing shit with rose
i call fucking bullshit

[splinten]

You are slander city, bro.
Libel Town, Population You.
Me and Rose would visit you but we're so deep underground we can't reach you in your airy realm of defamation.

[parodeity]

not inaccurate
whens the last time you ate something

[splinten]

Lunch. You?

[parodeity]

not egregiously long ago
ill see you when you get here
thats probably not enough time to bother making something new yet
since i doubt youre hungry again and im not hungry either

[splinten]

I could go for snacks. Our respective fruits, maybe.
You know that suspiciously non-specific comments about when you last ate are almost as worrying to me as suspiciously specific ones.

[parodeity]

i had stuff for breakfast
but im not hungry rn
ill eat at dinner?

[splinten]

All right.
You're sure you can't handle some snacks? I won't push you on it, but a few apple slices are usually not a bad thing, and you know I can eat an orange any time of day.
Your call, obviously.

[parodeity]

maybe later but not rn
i dont even have a hint of a hunger headache im good

2/2

[parodeity]

or
if that makes you feel better i can i guess?

[splinten]

No, we're okay if you say you're not up for it. It's good.

[parodeity]

are you sure

[splinten]

I would not back off of a food discussion if I weren't.
You said you aren't really up for eating right now but you'll eat with me at dinner, and you did breakfast. That's not a bad day.