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[splinten]

[The Rose thing. Dave didn't explain the Rose thing. Dirk watches him (his shades were off before he got down here) with brows just suggesting a frown.]

Okay. Did you mean it when you said you wanted to monopolize my time?

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[ dirk would have to remind him. he forgot. ]

Uh. Yeah. I get if you...want to go anywhere else? [ a snort of laughter. ] Sorry. Out of habit.

[ talking to people and actually telling them things, he means. not like dave is ever very in habit. ]

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Yeah, I worried about that. [He is being quiet, the way he gets when he's trying to work things out. It means he isn't his most open emotionally, and after a minute he realizes that.] I'm not doin' the shut down thing. Or, I don't mean to be. I just... am tryin' to make sure I fully grasp the situation, before I do something stupid like attempt mind-reading and make a bad judgement call.

You genuinely want to hang out with me, but talkin' with me about things still feels a little strange. So talkin' about the thing with me and Rose is something you'd prefer not to try right now.

Is that all correct?

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The - what, no. You didn't get that still? Uh.

[ the rose thing. right. ]

You both talk like - not people. Not meanin' offense. You're all big words and stilted phrases and ridiculous explanations. If it were anyone else, it'd feel -

[ robotic? not the word he wants. ]

The thing is, I spent so long with Rose that stilted doesn't sound stilted. She's not even when she sounds it.

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[Huh. Dirk can fill in the word easily. It isn't like it's the only time it's been tossed his way. But that isn't what Dave means.]

Okay. That's all that was?

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It's just funny.

[ funny weird, funny hilarious. ]

The way you two are. Sometimes it makes me think I could read like old ridiculous academic texts and they'd be infused with warmth or somethin'. It was a nonsense chain of thought.

[splinten]

[Oh.

Well. That makes him smile a little. It doesn't address the bit about not liking him if he weren't like Rose, but... maybe that's okay right now.]

We can try one out sometime.

Movie tonight, and then hangin' out all tomorrow?

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[ DIRK, JUST ASK. HE MEANT "you sans it" as a full concept, not "you" without the thing.

he meant not talking at all. ]

Sure. What did you want to do?

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There are exactly zero things I have in mind.

[He just. missed Dave.]

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Go salvage shit, I guess?

[ to pretend to be productive. ]

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Maybe we can find Unreal Air. [Wherever it went off to.]

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It's probably in space by now.

[ MAYBE ]

Do you actually wanna read an academic text, though?

[splinten]

[Doop. That feels like a trick question somehow.]

I wouldn't object to it? I... like doing things with you.

[He would read an academic text at Dave for fun.]

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Can we do that instead of a movie?

[ IT'S NOT A TRICK QUESTION, APPARENTLY. IT'S JUST a weird question. ]

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Yeah, sure. That genuinely seems like a fun thing to do. [He would actually??? enjoy this????

why the fuck would dave like it though]

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[ easy way to get dirk to talk to him for a long period of time without needing to get back into the swing of talking about things immediately: GET DIRK TO READ AN ACADEMIC TEXT AT HIM

shut up it's a BRILLIANT plan ]

We could pick one of those science books or math books or whatever that's on the scholastic to do list.

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[k but dirk does expect at least a few incredibly stupid jokes or he'll be heartbroken.]

One we both need to learn, maybe?

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Dealer's choice. You're, uh, the guy in charge of textbooks?

[ also dirk knows better what they need to share. ]

Though I think Professor would be more my gig than yours, with the apple thing.

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You'd be a better Professor than me. [That isn't saying much? Dirk'd be an awful professor. Anyway he'll go get the textbook? Probably one of the science ones since Dirk is not really on top of the non-mechanical sciences.]

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You're not that bad at explainin' shit. You walked me through a bunch of mechanical shit without killin' me or bitin' my head off.

[ said stubbornly. dave will...relocate to the couch, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. ]

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You are settin' way too low a bar for me here. I meant more in terms of your frequent accusations that I'm an anarchist. You're an awesome teacher, and slightly less likely to throw exam papers in the Dean's face while lecturing on the systemic flaws of post-secondary education.

[He sits beside Dave. Flips open the textbook. Because apparently they're gonna do storytime?]

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Aren't you pretty much an anarchist by your own admission?

[ dave drops his head to dirk's shoulder, shuts his eyes. there's an 80% chance he'll fall asleep a few chapters in. ]

What're the systemic flaws of post-secondary education?

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[Well that feels nice. Dirk slings an arm around Dave's shoulder. Dave is allowed to nap during Dirk's talking, although when he does wake up he will be required to have dinner at some point.]

Which category? We can look at the groups it disadvantages in terms of social backgrounds, like race or class, or how it doesn't function except for very specific kinds of learning capacities. We could go into the problems with corporatization and the for-profit university. Then there's the issues in terms of academic freedom and dialogue between different communities.

[He was bored on the Internet one time and now here we are.]

Broadly speaking, it has the same major flaws of any institution: it attempts to systemize for maximum efficiency based on what it determines as average. There are always biases in how averageness is determined, and invariably those who don't fit are either forced to conform or find themselves significantly disadvantaged, often leading to long-term negative consequences in life, because of their inability to fully integrate.

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[ dirk please don't just sit there reading and not moving while dave dozes???? like dave wouldn't do the same fucking thing ]

Any category. How would you have fixed it, then?

[ it's so much easier to just talk about shit that will never matter ever, or trying not to apologize again and again. ]

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That depends. What function would I fix it for? Is it the Enlightenment goal passed down to the universities of the 19th century to produce a more educated, well-rounded population better able to make decisions and govern themselves? Or is this about trainin' people in trades and professions so that they have the necessary qualifications that ensure uniform quality of services in a post-industrial society?

[At least Dirk is happy right now? Dave can surely tell that he's feeling comfortable and content just sitting with Dave.]