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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ john is a reckless idiot, news at eleven. dave thinks about chinese food in their dorm and star projectors and huffs a laugh. ] Okay, you win.

[ this is so much cooler than that. ]

[windeity]

[It's absolutely a throwback date and he grins brightly as he moves things out of the way so they can sit and stare at the constantly changing stars and planets below them. They're on a metal-esque platform but John doesn't seem to mind.]

It's weird to think about the galaxy and not think of you, I think. The two are one in the same.

[parodeity]

[ a low amused whistle as he sits. ] Have you been taking actual lessons on being smooth? Who are you and what did you do with my dork of a boyfriend? [ obviously he's teasing ]

[windeity]

Shut up. [There's a laugh though.] I have always been smooth and you just didn't notice. Like smoother than peanut butter. I assume. [Yeah ok he ruined it that's fine.]

[parodeity]

There's my guy. [ but dave is examining the food and actually going to eat because john ]

[windeity]

[A good choice, given it's a lot of really warm food? And also galaxy-themed food so this means spacesandwiches, chicken and stars soup, and also apple muffins with a light dusting of edible glitter.

He decided being goofy was in order, apparently.]

I can never tell if you like me better smooth or whatever this is.

[parodeity]

I like you all the ways. Did you make this? [ the muffin. dave raises an eyebrow. ] ...do we have edible glitter in the household. If so why haven't we been using it on everything??

[windeity]

I feel like all of those are stupid questions and you know the answers already, dude. ["Yes I made them, yes we have glitter, and because it's a pain in the ass to clean up."]

[parodeity]

What if I want to eat you in glitter? [ now he's just teasing but he's also flicking some of it at john. have fun cleaning, john. ]

[windeity]

I think you just want to eat me in general. [He makes a face and he's trying to wipe the glitter off.] Also I am saving some for your birthday cake, jackass.

[parodeity]

Yeah, maybe I do. [ he snags a sandwich. ] Can you blame me?

[windeity]

Now why would I ever blame you for having sex with me? Think about that for a second. [Dave has a sandwich and John's grabbing for a thermos for some soup. Everything's still warm at least. The planets shift below.] But no, I do not.

[parodeity]

Like if I made you late to work? Dunno. ...I'll hit on you more after this awesome date with my boyfriend.

[windeity]

[There's a soft snort but yeah, okay. He's drinking his soup and glancing down below them.] I appreciate that.

The constellations look cool from up here, too.

[parodeity]

I think you've won best space related memory. [ competition isn't stiff. ]

[windeity]

I'll take it. Have I been winning a lot of bests lately?

[parodeity]

You're all of my bests.

[windeity]

And you were trying to say I'm mysteriously smooth? What was that?

[parodeity]

It's just...the truth. You're the best thing in my life. You have been for ages. You know?

[windeity]

[Give him a second to put down his soup, giving him a curious, quiet look.]

...Eren and Elliot are engaged now. Did you know?

[parodeity]

Elliot mentioned it. [ a smal quirked smile. ] I'm not surprised? Forgot how long they've been together but like - it ain't really a secret Eren's basically the epitome of besotted.

[windeity]

They've been together about as long as you and me I think, right? But they've known each other in this life longer. [He lifts an eyebrow.] Also, I am pretty sure you could give Eren a run for his money when it coems to being besotted.

[parodeity]

Like you can talk? [ when does john ever say "no". ]

[windeity]

I can at least admit my faults. [He grins anyway. ] ...I've been thinking about that kind of stuff lately because of it.

[parodeity]

Because of being besotted?