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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[Ffs, Dave.]

I can do that. But I'm also making a real meal. [...huh. He really just wants to be alone for his birthday, doesn't he?] For Mewpac? Yeah, probably. You know Shuji, right? He'd probably be ecstatic to watch her. Or Elliot and Eren if they're not busy.

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Shuji was a vampire the other month too. Or...demon. Same wheelhouse? But yeah, I'd say we're friends. [ he dips one of his sandwich slices in his soup and eats that. ] And obviously Eren and Elliot can be trusted with our child...you got any requests?

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Hmm...Elliot lives with a couple of people who have cats, too, I think, so maybe keep that in consideration. I'll message a few people and see who can take her. I guess we could ask Eleanor, too. We have options and it's just for the day. [At least Dave's eating his sandwich.]

...Casey might be a bigger problem though.

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...Kids make certain things hard?? [ who can lizard sit is a good question though. dave does another soup dip with some sandwich. ] Not that I don't enjoy our ridiculous menagerie.

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[He lifts an eyebrow, eventually assuming Dave's implying he wants to fool around on his birthday which is, like, way more than fine.] You have a point. I'll see what I can do. I might be able to bribe Shuji with both.

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[ it's a fair guess since he tends to talk himself in circles about that kind of thing and he's studiously avoiding the eyebrow via finishing another sandwich piece. absolutely gonna be twenty. ] We can make pancakes for her beforehand? Do lizards eat pancakes.

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[Idiot. But that's fine, John will just deal with that as it comes.]

I have no idea. I have a feeling Casey will eat everything? I remember her being on the ship with me and Jade and Nannasprite when Nannasprite kept making cakes so I assume so. I can make pancakes and leave them with her when we drop her off.

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I meant more what's healthy for them but yeah my consorts ate whatever too I think? [ including (?) almost him (????) ] So...hey. Are you happy?

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I'm pretty sure they really run on a separate kind of biology. [Shrug. But he's going to shelf that topic.]

Anyway, of course I'm happy. Are you?

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I'm with you, or course I am. But I meant about like...where things are with us?

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Yeah. I knew what you meant. [He's finishing his soup at least before continuing.] We have been together for eleven months. If I wasn't happy, I would think we'd talk about it but I am. I'm happy with you and I'm happy with us and the life we've been making for ourselves.

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So you don't have anything else you wanna do or anything? [ not like dave can think of much himself.

or he can, always, but it's never anything more than a progression of everything they are. ]

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...baby, why don't you just tell me what exactly you're thinking about and I'll say yes or no. [Dave seriously what are you doing.]

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Okay, now you're making it sound like I'm up to something. [ which is fair ]

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Am I wrong?

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It would totally serve you right if I said yes. [ ...so, no. ]

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[He lifts an eyebrow again. Dave???] Probably. But you're not saying yes, so what is it?

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Nothing you wouldn't say yes to?

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All the more reason you should tell me what it is then.

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You're terrible, but I still wanna sleep with you.

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As long as you don't want to sleep with me because I am terrible.

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I want to have sex with you because I love you and it's fun, sadly.

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"Sadly." [Sorry now he's just kind of laughing.] Way to make a guy feel special. But for what it's worth I like it for the same reason. Also your expressions are cute.

[Hot, actually, but he's purposefully using cute to get a rise out of him.]

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Fuck you, I'm hot. [ john knows his buttons. ] And you are special. I want to do things with you I haven't with anyone else.

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[There's a grin. Yes, he knows Dave's hot. So what. But he's also tilting his head back to look at the stars below them and also just stretching himself out.]

I mean...that has pretty much been me in our whole relationship. I can't complain about that. Do I get a hint what those things are, or am I going in blind?