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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Fuck you, I'm hot. [ john knows his buttons. ] And you are special. I want to do things with you I haven't with anyone else.

[windeity]

[There's a grin. Yes, he knows Dave's hot. So what. But he's also tilting his head back to look at the stars below them and also just stretching himself out.]

I mean...that has pretty much been me in our whole relationship. I can't complain about that. Do I get a hint what those things are, or am I going in blind?

[parodeity]

You mean besides marriage and sex? [ a snort. ] We kinda hit uncharted territory for me on the latter. You, too.

[windeity]

So what you're saying is we're both going at it blind even if there's stuff we both want to try. Does that scare you?

[parodeity]

No. Like...it did at first in the way where we were both scared? Of fucking up. But like - I don't know, it's not...scary, exactly, even if nerves still exist. It's awkward sometimes and funny others and maybe sometimes it is a little scary, but it's...you know, enjoyable. Does that make sense?

[windeity]

...yeah. Yeah, I think so. The journey is a lot easier to make together than us just stressing ourselves out. [Close enough.] It's a lot less worrying about scaring the other person off or thinking the other person would think we're weird or whatever.

[parodeity]

Anyway, I already got past the scariest part of telling you I want to have sex, so. Hey-o. [ well actually at the time he specified handjobs or something and not sex but whatever. ] You know, it's a good thing neither of us is scared of heights.

[windeity]

You're at least getting better about saying the word sex so I can give you some credit. [He grins even as he looks below again.] I feel like being afraid of heights would contradict being able to fly. But I think you like it up here just as much as I do.

[parodeity]

I've always liked heights. And as to the rest... [ shut up????? ] Shut up. And also I figured if I want to ask you for shit it should be shit I can say.

[windeity]

Your place back then was really high up so I don't doubt it. [There's a nod.] I think that's a pretty good policy to follow, too. We're both adults, dude. Gotta use our words and stuff.

[parodeity]

You're a grave robber come the third of december, obviously. A teenager, young and innocent. [ he's joking. ] You know I do, though, right? Want to have sex with you. Not this second but like.

[windeity]

[He makes a face.] I'm not that innocent, thanks. [He knows Dave's just joking though.]

But yeah, I know. We've already done it a couple of times. [John's maybe not quite getting the point here.]

[parodeity]

John. [ he's not but dave is used to that. ] I'll give you a few minutes to catch up?

[windeity]

What exactly am I missing here?

[parodeity]

The part where I want to have sex with you mostly. You're kind of oblivious.

[windeity]

No. I got that. That was what the blowjobs and everything was all about. [...he's...almost there.]

[parodeity]

[ dave throws a sandwich piece at john... ] Okay, how about I want to have anal sex with you and you understand what I'm saying?????

[windeity]

[On instinct he catches the sandwich in his mouth, but he also kind of chokes because oh.]

Oh. [Yeah, okay, now he got it. He blinks slowly but...right.] ...yeah. Okay. Got it. That's...a thing, yes. [That's very reassuring.]

[parodeity]

...like, if you want to. [ he kind of snorted in laughter at john almost choking himself. true love. ]

[windeity]

...I mean...I'm interested in doing things with you that I wouldn't do with anyone else. That included. [Way to totally fluster him though =\]

[parodeity]

Now who can't say it? [ he's pleased he's not the only flustered one. ] That's what I want then.

[windeity]

[SHUT UP DAVE. But yeah, that's....fair.]

...for your birthday? [Curious.]

[parodeity]

[ no he won't shut up ] Yeah. [ that's not Right Now by its soonish. ] Is that weird?

[windeity]

No, not really. [It's true, actually, and he thinks to himself. The prospect is actually sort of terrifying just while he's thinking logistics, but it's always better when he doesn't. Do. That.]

...we've been together for almost a year. And I obviously love and trust you more than anyone else in the world so if I was going to do that with anybody it'd be you in the first place. I mean I don't. [Ugh.] ...you know I've slept with Vic and that all made sense. I don't really know...see it sounds really fucking dumb if I say "I don't really know how anal works" since it seems pretty straight forward but like.

[Fumbling. He's just trying to figure out how to say "I don't know how to know if it'll be good for you when I'm clueless."]

[parodeity]

Okay, if I wanted to give you a hard time I'd point out you just said having sex with a girl made sense while accidentally implying guys don't, [ so he kind of wants to give john a hard time ] but like...did it really, your first time?

[ it's not the sort of thing anyone figured out immediately and flawlessly, dave thinks. ]