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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ what if he doesn't and instead is hyperaware that john tensed up when he started to reach out instead, what then. ]

You don't even have any ideas? [ he has yet to bother to sit up, just peering up at john as he lets mewpac snuggle into his chest and the blankets and purr. ]

[windeity]

[Glad John keeps cockblocking himself. He shrugs though and stares at the cat, playing with one of her paws. ]

Of course I have ideas but I also just woke up, give me time to catch up.

[parodeity]

Well, what are the ideas you have had so far, genius?

[windeity]

Maybe I do not feel like sharing yet? [Let him live.] What time do you want to go see Malik?

[parodeity]

Whenever. Visiting hours started a while ago but I was warm back then.

[ HE IS LESS WARM NOW, @JOHN EGBERT: FUCK YOU ]

[windeity]

[He outright laughs.]

I promise that when you're done with visiting hours whatever we do it will be nice and warm. Seriously.

[parodeity]

This makes me forgive you not at all.

[ ??? does john actually have to be forgiven for this... ]

But I will keep it in mind and maybe your probationary period will be shorter?

[windeity]

Oh no, what ever will I do. [Deadpan...but he does shift to curl up against him again since Dave's being a huge baby and John's just used to this by now.]

I'll make sure to create an acceptable offering as apology. Okay?

[parodeity]

[ - okay he didn't expect john to actually lay back down or anything? so there's a pause as dave readjusts to the flow of conversation, although after the lull he reaches out again and this time tugs john closer so he can basically cling. it's not desperate so much as it is sulkily cold, the sort of thing done to friends or family when you're comfortable and maybe tired or relaxed. ]

I'll forgive you if you play heater for five more minutes before I have to admit that winter has definitely come for my ass.

[ what is the POINT of friendship if someone isn't willing to be a heater. ]

[windeity]

[You are such a baby, Dave. But fine, fine, John's shifting so Dave can cling and leech body heat for a while.]

Consider yourself lucky I run warm, man. [Which is true, somehow even in the middle of the first snowfall John's still pretty warm and comfortable inside the room.] Five more minutes. What time do visiting hours close?

[parodeity]

Later afternoon. We'll make it. I would've woken you sooner if we were pushing our luck. [ dave runs cold and has no idea how the fuck john egbert exists, but he chooses not to contemplate that and just concentrates on leeching heat because clearly JOHN CAN SPARE IT. ] And this is your top quality as a friend?

[ it's not and he doesn't think so... ]

[windeity]

You could've woken me up sooner either way. I did not realize I would sleep in that late. [That's fine. Whatever.] I am glad to know I've hit my peak by being a space heater. Thank you for your honesty. Mewpac's not warm enough for you?

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She is a kitten and tiny and maybe when she's a cat she will be enough to replace you but probably not. Cats can be like, feet heaters? But they do not do full body warmth.

[ he's actually mentally tracking the five minutes. it's not even a thing he has to pay attention to, really. ]

And no I couldn't if I was comfortable. You like to go do things, and you were asleep so clearly you needed the sleep?

[windeity]

Good point. She'd make a good foot warmer when she's big enough. [Mewpac purrs and promptly situates herself between John and Dave somehow while Dave clings. There's a slow shrug then.]

...you're probably right though. I have been pretty tired lately so it was kind of nice to sleep in a little. But I am wide awake now.

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[ the cat is definitely a fan of heat and cuddling and dave makes sure not to crush her even as he presses his face into john's shirt and thinks warm thoughts of summer and how much winter SUCKS. ]

Sorry. [ about being tired - ] But yeah, I noticed. Luckily you are not a super morning person, but even so.

[windeity]

[Well. Okay, sure. There's a shrug.]

Not your fault. [Except for the part where it kind of is for varying reasons.] I am a morningish person. I like being awake when the rest of the world is.

[parodeity]

I always wake up early. [ john...knows this. dave goes to bed late and wakes up early and sleeps incredibly light. but he doesn't wake john up unless he knows john has to be somewhere. ] It is unfair you are this warm?

[windeity]

I know. You and the cat have that in common. [Sigh.] I can't help it! Sorry? [A grin.] I think maybe it's immunity from living in the pacific northwest.

[parodeity]

Fuck you? [ about the immunity. dave shifts again and reaches out to drag john's arm over him like john is a blanket. he waits to see if john will protest this or not. ]

[windeity]

You're benefitting from it, aren't you? [...nope. No protest. He'll just adjust his arm so Dave can use it for warmth.]

[parodeity]

[ okay cool it's now a hug instead of clinging. kind of. ] Maybe. You know, you're lucky you're you.

[windeity]

[....yep. Good job boys.] What do you mean?

[parodeity]

I mean that you are an exception to a lot of rules. [ that doesn't clear anything up but dave is as usual committed to being clear as mud. ]

[windeity]

Is that a good or a bad thing? [Before Dave can answer: ] Whatever. If you really want we can maybe get an actual portable heater for the room? I doubt I am going to be warm enough forever.

[parodeity]

That would be like logical. [ and that’s not an answer but dave sighs and after another three seconds moves away, sitting up and getting out from under the covers. ] Time’s up, let’s get ready.