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DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[ lmao what the fuck. dave laughs, because that's what he. does. and jokes back because he assumes john is openly joking, here. it's not like it isn't a topic they haven't joked about.

in another life, but. ]

Shouldn't you be careful? What if it's the right idea, and you're the one stringin' me along? [ but that aside: ] It depends on the dream, and you are still as always missing the point I was tryin' to make before it like, fell to the roadside and we ran over it conversationally a few times to make sure it was dead and also that we didn't see it. My point was, I think, that I find other situations that are not weather-related more magical than I like, find snow. Which is cold, and frozen, and people try to put it down your shirt sometimes and fuck those people.

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[Well. They can play along, can't they? It's just screwing around, teasing each other and even with the video camera in Dave's hand John's twirling him on the ice until they're practically nose to nose.]

Sure about that? [Did he? He doesn't move for a moment, blue eyes peering at Dave inquisitively before he rotates again to skate to his side.] Anyway I get your point. And if I had to guess I would guess that those specific instances and situations are more like...art. Which snow can be, but I will leave the point alone and probably not shove snow down your shirt.

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[ john what the actual fuck. this would be so much easier if his eyes were not so blue or if dave didn't feel his pulse in his throat, but he's good at poker faces and instead of allowing john egbert to freak him out (which present past and future dave all agree is a pathetic idea) he just peers at john over the tops of his shades instead which is the closest he's gotten to removing the damn things in over a month and refuses to lean backwards, lowering the camera enough so his clear skepticism is visible. whatever. they can engage in really close talking, that's fine. ]

I heard the "probably". And yes, I am pretty sure you are a heartbreaker. I should warn people, but that would be, like...effort. And I am really fuckin' lazy sometimes. So how about instead I just watch you wreak havoc and stand off to the side once you're done with mine, too? I'll take, like, an early lunch after the inevitable betrayal. I'm not certain if in this scenario you breaking my heart by stringing me along is the betrayal or if it is the snow down my shirt thing, but I am leaning towards the second because fuck you, "probably" is not encouraging and I know how you operate.

[ at least half of that made no sense, but it's delivered with a calm demeanor so that's fine. ]

Art isn't a bad guess, but no, that wasn't it. Or it is, but only sideways. Want to try again?

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[Sadly, it's the presence of Dave's eyes that gets John to tone it down and he blinks stupidly for a moment before he stands up a little straighter. He doesn't back away otherwise, but he gives a small, sly grin despite that. It's when Dave stops rambling that he begins to move again.]

Hey, a probably is way more promising than a maybe! Just remember that. [But hmmmm...] My first guess was the photography thing. Like hand-held time capsules and stuff. Music otherwise?

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[ dave wins!! ]

I think I am actually just not gonna tell you?

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Oh come on! I'm kidding...don't be like that.

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Tell you what, buttercup, you figure it out on your own sometime and I'll give you a prize. [ although as usual it's a confused mess of ideas rather than a crystal clear explanation, so how could anyone guess it...? ] For now, do you want to give it a go?

[ "it" isn't helpful. ]

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[Dave stop calling him buttercup, it's eventually going to be embarrassing.]

I keep forgetting friendship with you means a lot of thinking. [But.] Sure. I'll take a crack at it.

[So hey, what the fuck is "it"?]

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[ how is it not already embarrassing??? ]

If you drop it I'll be super mad. [ he holds out the camera to john, raising an eyebrow. ]

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[Because John's good at suppressing everything possible. Still, he looks at the camera and he laughs under his breath, taking the device in his hand and adjusting the strap to make sure it stays on while turning the camera to Dave instead.]

I cannot tell if I am supposed to be offended or understanding that you're worried about me dropping it.

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[ cool. dave's going to be weird and hook his newly free right hand onto john's arm, the one holding his left hand. so that. both his hands can be warm. ]

If you're not sure then you should definitely err on the side of understanding?

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[Sure Dave. Okay. John keeps the camera trained on him and somehow manages to skate forward a little.]

I am definitely sure you would kick my ass a lot if I broke it, so I am sure I will not break it. that has to count for something, right?

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[ look as long as john doesn't call him out on it, this is fine. dave's matching john's pace with skating still, although given earlier he can clearly go a lot faster. ]

Okay, so it's your turn to ask me an interview question, I guess?

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It is! [And he seems absolutely delighted by the prospect as they lazily skate. The other people on the rink might think they're insane by now, but alas.]

What is something you want to accomplish before 2017 is over?

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[ pretty sure the other people just think they're on a fucking date. ]

Uh...wow, okay. [ laughs he never thinks about accomplishments for himself very well... ] Putting aside certain shit, and going for the interview-safe answer, I guess I would kind of like to learn a new dance?

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[Not a date if the word "date" is not used out loud. So it's just bros being bros apparently.]

Makes sense. Do you learn dances as fast as I learn songs?

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That sounded dangerously smug of you. But I pick up most things quickly, when they're physical or a few other categories.

[ usually by being thrown into shit but. ]

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It’s not smug if it is a fact. [Like. Just saying.] What kind would you want to learn?

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Soundin' like a smug jock stereotype again, Eggs. [ he'd flip john off but he'd have to move his hands. :/ ] And I don't know. Something fast and hard and complicated.

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Whatever. You would be good at that, I think. That’s something I think I’d like to see.

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I'd need a partner. [ that's not even true if it's not a pair dance? ok ]

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You could probably ask Anya? [Thats probably not where Dave was going.]

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Nah. [ he shrugs, and apparently dismisses the entire topic, moving on. ] Next question?

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Okay. Why red? [He can move on, sure. ]

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Why blue?