[Wherever they are, the first thing they’ll notice is a large expanse of sand. In the not-so-great-distance, clear blue water. The sun beating down, and it makes his eyes strain due to the contrast of where they had just arrived from. A pier, stretching out into the waves, connected to what appears to be some sort of… restaurant? Small hotel? Both?
Recognition dawns on Ardyn almost immediately. He should feel relief coursing through him, but he can’t quite achieve that state right now.]
To be honest? Yeah, man! [There's no need keeping it from Dave, now that he thinks about it. He's already confided some of his Stuff to him, after all, and even that Silver guy knows about this.]
It's actually like, this tricked out holo-watch! It makes disguises for whoever's wearing it. How does that sound - rad, or super rad?
[ he can move despite the fact his brain is screaming at him; it doesn't mean it isn't doing that. dave realizes daisuke spoke, and that means he can speak, and his voice is rough around the edges. ]
That - that part ain't so bad. Do we have to take her out?
[ If his doll self could squint, it would be doing that right now. There are loud footsteps, presumably belonging to the girl, but it seems to pass by every time it comes back.
He looks up at the doorknob that is way high up there for his short self, but now he notices that giant realistic eye that is plastered on the ceiling.
[ Maybe she'll understand all this the second time around, or at least find fewer reasons to dispute reality itself. Ugh. Why did she end up with this app again? ]
[ i'm sorry your regularly scheduled dave strider time has ended. maybe try to reboot?
he's just staring at lil cal in complete and utter horror, and he doesn't even register the question. of course "horror" on dave is a slightly parted mouth and wide eyes beneath his shades, his fingernails digging into his palm. ]
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I have a sword. It's sharp and shit?
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I can fight to disable, so -
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[ like, it's half lost before dave just laughs on the other side, looking around to see where - when - they are. ]
Nothin', really. I just like bein' able to say horses?
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Recognition dawns on Ardyn almost immediately. He should feel relief coursing through him, but he can’t quite achieve that state right now.]
I remember this place.
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Oh yeah? Does it do anythin' cool?
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It's actually like, this tricked out holo-watch! It makes disguises for whoever's wearing it. How does that sound - rad, or super rad?
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[ he can move despite the fact his brain is screaming at him; it doesn't mean it isn't doing that. dave realizes daisuke spoke, and that means he can speak, and his voice is rough around the edges. ]
That - that part ain't so bad. Do we have to take her out?
[ he is So Tired. ]
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[ If his doll self could squint, it would be doing that right now. There are loud footsteps, presumably belonging to the girl, but it seems to pass by every time it comes back.
He looks up at the doorknob that is way high up there for his short self, but now he notices that giant realistic eye that is plastered on the ceiling.
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Have you... ever played that game where you stick pencils in the ceiling?
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Bullshit! I'm perfectly capable of helpin' you out if you plan to face him.
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[Dave is younger and therefore needs to be looked after the most.]
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Yeah, you know. Whose past, or whoever remembers...those.
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[ Maybe she'll understand all this the second time around, or at least find fewer reasons to dispute reality itself. Ugh. Why did she end up with this app again? ]
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[ dave nods, steady. ]
It hasn't been. So what is this?
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In that case, I'll lift-spin on three?
[ THEY CAN GO ALL OUT ]
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[ i'm sorry your regularly scheduled dave strider time has ended. maybe try to reboot?
he's just staring at lil cal in complete and utter horror, and he doesn't even register the question. of course "horror" on dave is a slightly parted mouth and wide eyes beneath his shades, his fingernails digging into his palm. ]
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- We can run and jump. I can fly.
[ it's relief, and he doesn't answer the rest, but as long as they run - ]
He'll try to catch us. You need to get over to the edge, now. I'll meet you as soon as I drop this. Okay?
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Comin' from a guy who has a soul-sword, I find that statement a little worrying!!
[ because can people do that to kashuu? but okay. break the sword.
he's done this before, to dirk, in a memory. dave knows where to hit so it will split in two. ]
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Cool - shit.
[ WELCOME TO GIANT SMUPPET BATTLE TIME, JAMES. do i really need to link an image.
there are some imps too but the smuppets are way more important here, clearly. they have swords and nerf guns? ]
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[ karkat sure should remember those fucks! just...maybe without the smuppet noses and butts. those would be memorable, surely. ]
Base enemies are the same everywhere, so you should.
[ caledfwlch is in his hand, and his lips are a thin line. ]
- They may also be fast. Like, extra fast.
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Ok, you say that, but what if this is an international spy fashion show, huh?
[ dave...just go out and do the fashion run thing... ]
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Do you have any apple juice?
[ dave that isn't a weapon ]
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That...might be? I think that's how to end this one. I'm not sure - normally when I try, I just...more appear. Maybe we have to think outside the box?
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[ WELL BYE ROBOBITCH! dave circles back after murdering it with his sword, sword still in hand.
why does keito know weird sword kids in both lives ]
Well, I don't think it can come back from that?
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[ it's not advantageous really. it's just a way to keep tabs on shouto and a way to offer comfort and he pulls and away they go.
he has no idea if they can outrun endeavor but he sure will try!!! ]
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Okay, well, nobody sure sounds like somebody. Look, where are you? I can try to help out...
[ at least that response makes him think it isn't an enemy. ]