[ since that was the whole point of moirails, wasn't it?? he thinks. he understands the quadrant, but that doesn't make the whole concept any less strange. ]
Hm, you raise a good point. Getting stabbed is pretty low on my list of favorite pastimes, just right above booking my own doctor appointments.
[ hmmm ]
Okay so I guess in that case we should have a contingency plan that'll probably consist of, I don't know, running or hoping we can trigger another location change? Only this time to less of a shithole?
There's probably some nice sounding proverb about situations like this but mostly all I can say is uggghhhhhhhh.
[ it's true though. even if they leave this place and go somewhere else, they'd probably just end up where someone else is trying to kill them or something. that's the problem with games, there's always an enemy somewhere. ]
We can make an attempt but I will definitely not complain if you suddenly remember the time we visited some pleasant, beautiful meadows or something and whisk us away over to there.
he will step around the corner and oh god there's the stupid ass murder clown and his dumb horn pile. why is it always a mess, even in a dream. karkat is going to just... slowly approach him... like one might approach a cornered animal, if that cornered animal was a stupid ass murder clown. ]
he has no idea what to do because he doesn't have any actual memories of doing moirail shit, just of what a moirail is and that gamzee?? is/was his??? so this is mostly him just guessing based on that information and hoping he doesn't get dead. he will stop in front of gamzee, but he's also not close enough for the guy to just reach over and choke him or something. ]
Hey. You... my pale guy. [ that sounds dumb fuck ] I'm just passing through and wondering if you need to be calmed down from any murderous rampages you might want to go on.
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[ a honk sounds off in the distance ]
Okay so now is probably not the best time.
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Maybe. If we're really... moirails or whatever.
[ since that was the whole point of moirails, wasn't it?? he thinks. he understands the quadrant, but that doesn't make the whole concept any less strange. ]
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[ kind of like when you know the theory behind a math problem but haven't actually tried to solve it yourself. ]
It's better than nothing.
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[ and dream or no that would suck ]
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[ hmmm ]
Okay so I guess in that case we should have a contingency plan that'll probably consist of, I don't know, running or hoping we can trigger another location change? Only this time to less of a shithole?
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then shuts it. ]
God we are so fucked.
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[ it's true though. even if they leave this place and go somewhere else, they'd probably just end up where someone else is trying to kill them or something. that's the problem with games, there's always an enemy somewhere. ]
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[ GOOD ENOUGH ]
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[ why does this seem like some sort of secret spy mission now. god. he rubs at his temple. ]
Okay. Let's do this.
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like
murderous...
anyway, he gestures towards the honking. ONWARDS, DAVE SUPPOSES? ]
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the honking intensifies until they reach a corner. karkat almost goes to peek around it, but he turns towards dave first. ]
Alright, ready to live out what is potentially the plot of a shitty low budget horror film sequel?
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[ so that's a yes, probably ]
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[ alright they doin' this
he will step around the corner and oh god there's the stupid ass murder clown and his dumb horn pile. why is it always a mess, even in a dream. karkat is going to just... slowly approach him... like one might approach a cornered animal, if that cornered animal was a stupid ass murder clown. ]
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he has no idea what to do because he doesn't have any actual memories of doing moirail shit, just of what a moirail is and that gamzee?? is/was his??? so this is mostly him just guessing based on that information and hoping he doesn't get dead. he will stop in front of gamzee, but he's also not close enough for the guy to just reach over and choke him or something. ]
Hey. You... my pale guy. [ that sounds dumb fuck ] I'm just passing through and wondering if you need to be calmed down from any murderous rampages you might want to go on.
[ gamzee honks and karkat wants to die. ]
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tries not to laugh because this is not supposed to be funny aND YET.
tbh he has no idea what the fuck a moirail does either? he thinks maybe like
patting cheeks might be involved but uh ]
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gamzee isn't murdering him yet at least.
karkat is just going to like. reach over and... pat him on the shoulder ]
Yeah, that's a good juggalo troll. Are you feeling calmed down yet? I wish I was, but you definitely seem to be getting soothed!
[ MAYBE???? he wants 2 leave ]
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