There's probably some nice sounding proverb about situations like this but mostly all I can say is uggghhhhhhhh.
[ it's true though. even if they leave this place and go somewhere else, they'd probably just end up where someone else is trying to kill them or something. that's the problem with games, there's always an enemy somewhere. ]
We can make an attempt but I will definitely not complain if you suddenly remember the time we visited some pleasant, beautiful meadows or something and whisk us away over to there.
he will step around the corner and oh god there's the stupid ass murder clown and his dumb horn pile. why is it always a mess, even in a dream. karkat is going to just... slowly approach him... like one might approach a cornered animal, if that cornered animal was a stupid ass murder clown. ]
he has no idea what to do because he doesn't have any actual memories of doing moirail shit, just of what a moirail is and that gamzee?? is/was his??? so this is mostly him just guessing based on that information and hoping he doesn't get dead. he will stop in front of gamzee, but he's also not close enough for the guy to just reach over and choke him or something. ]
Hey. You... my pale guy. [ that sounds dumb fuck ] I'm just passing through and wondering if you need to be calmed down from any murderous rampages you might want to go on.
is honestly a great question. how do you tell that. karkat isn't dead yet so he assumes he is doing... something... right.
he will step back, and when gamzee does not follow, he will then take another several steps back, but while also making what he hopes is a soothing shooshing noise. ]
Well! It was great talking to you! Maybe you should now clean up after yourself instead of leaving these horns all over the floor, were you raised in a garbage dump? [ ... ] My buddy. Oh god Dave let's go.
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then shuts it. ]
God we are so fucked.
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[ it's true though. even if they leave this place and go somewhere else, they'd probably just end up where someone else is trying to kill them or something. that's the problem with games, there's always an enemy somewhere. ]
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[ GOOD ENOUGH ]
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[ why does this seem like some sort of secret spy mission now. god. he rubs at his temple. ]
Okay. Let's do this.
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like
murderous...
anyway, he gestures towards the honking. ONWARDS, DAVE SUPPOSES? ]
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the honking intensifies until they reach a corner. karkat almost goes to peek around it, but he turns towards dave first. ]
Alright, ready to live out what is potentially the plot of a shitty low budget horror film sequel?
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[ so that's a yes, probably ]
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[ alright they doin' this
he will step around the corner and oh god there's the stupid ass murder clown and his dumb horn pile. why is it always a mess, even in a dream. karkat is going to just... slowly approach him... like one might approach a cornered animal, if that cornered animal was a stupid ass murder clown. ]
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he has no idea what to do because he doesn't have any actual memories of doing moirail shit, just of what a moirail is and that gamzee?? is/was his??? so this is mostly him just guessing based on that information and hoping he doesn't get dead. he will stop in front of gamzee, but he's also not close enough for the guy to just reach over and choke him or something. ]
Hey. You... my pale guy. [ that sounds dumb fuck ] I'm just passing through and wondering if you need to be calmed down from any murderous rampages you might want to go on.
[ gamzee honks and karkat wants to die. ]
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tries not to laugh because this is not supposed to be funny aND YET.
tbh he has no idea what the fuck a moirail does either? he thinks maybe like
patting cheeks might be involved but uh ]
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gamzee isn't murdering him yet at least.
karkat is just going to like. reach over and... pat him on the shoulder ]
Yeah, that's a good juggalo troll. Are you feeling calmed down yet? I wish I was, but you definitely seem to be getting soothed!
[ MAYBE???? he wants 2 leave ]
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god this guy is the WORST and dave has his sword out just in...case...how do you tell if a murder clown isn't up to murder ]
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is honestly a great question. how do you tell that. karkat isn't dead yet so he assumes he is doing... something... right.
he will step back, and when gamzee does not follow, he will then take another several steps back, but while also making what he hopes is a soothing shooshing noise. ]
Well! It was great talking to you! Maybe you should now clean up after yourself instead of leaving these horns all over the floor, were you raised in a garbage dump? [ ... ] My buddy. Oh god Dave let's go.
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[ of course dave RUINED HIS RELIGION or something so gamzee may not? be fond? of dave strider? SOMEONE MAY GET STABBED?
who wants to get stabbed ]
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twinsies ]
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and likely never speak about this ever again ]
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