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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

It's the plotline of our lives, basically, and always has been? So I think maybe less. The one thing we have over CW assholes is our lives are better lit.

[alienates]

[ okay that actually makes him snort in amusement. ]

You're missing the point, Strider. If they invested in buying better lighting then they'll have to also actually learn how to become good at CGI.

[parodeity]

Someone has to hold 'em to some kind of standards or they'll never learn.

[ but is karkat thinking of gerbils still or cw mood lighting ]

[alienates]

Wow, Strider, are you telling me that you aren't into ten seasons of vampire love triangles?

[ it is 100% the cw mood lighting now

so, you know, they're probably gonna have to deal with that now. ]

[parodeity]

Please tell me you're not.

[ cool so lohac is way too well lit for this so TIME TO GO TO A DARK-ASS LOCATION. a hallway somewhere, and at least the puppets are gone? ]

- The fuck.

[alienates]

[ there is no way in hell that karkat is not into the recolle equivalent of the vampire diaries. but before he can comment on that, the scenery changes. ]

Oh come on! I swear I wasn't thinking of fucking creepy ass hallways.

[parodeity]

Were you thinkin' of dark lighting though???

[ he's trying to remember if this hallway is familiar or not, god. ]

[alienates]

... fuck. I got too into the CW jokes.

[ he starts walking down it, slowly, just in case they do suddenly get mugged by more smuppets or like. gerbils. ]

Hilariously this place is too fucking dark to see if it's familiar or not.

[parodeity]

I can't tell. I spent a lot of time in -

[ what if there is the distant honk of a clown horn?? ]

[alienates]

[ KILL BILL SIRENS

karkat immediately freezes, before quickly turning around and walking back to where dave is. ]

Hey. Strider. I have a quick question for you, and it's what else do you know about the troll we were just previously making fun of for being a clown?

[ karkat may sound more than a little nervous. ]

[parodeity]

Uh. His romantic history and the fact he has a stupid as fuck religion?

[ and that he like. was mia on the fucking meteor apparently the whole time? that he had a fake godtier thing? that they locked him in a fridge? ]

[alienates]

Oh, cool. He also apparently went on some murderous rampage, along with a few other fuckos, and he liked to make honking noises?

[ he just... gestures towards the hall, mostly commenting on the honk they just heard. ]

[parodeity]

Wait - didn't he steal their bodies, too? And then like...decapitated them....

[ HE DOES REMEMBER THAT, ACTUALLY, AND SAYS IT WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT, frowning down the dark hallway. ]

Okay, so...cool. That's fine, probably.

[ what are the odds there's a lab with dead decapitated bodies in science jars in here. why does dave remember that's a thing he did. god. ]

[alienates]

Yeah, I'm sure. We should just... you know. Keep moving. Preferably away from any noises that might sound like a gang full of preschoolers on tricycles are abusing their horns at us.

[ having to fight what can pass as a video game monster is one thing, but potentially running into an evil clown troll? nah. even if this is still a dream, it creeps him out. ]

[parodeity]

So the...opposite direction of the horn, and hope he doesn't get in the vents or somethin'.

[alienates]

[ oh god the vents?? he looks horrified at the suggestion and immediately looks up in search for the vents ]

Yes good idea let's go Strider.

[ IMMEDIATELY STARTS WALKING AGAIN but he. pauses to make sure dave is coming with? karkat does not want to travel through clown country on his own. ]

[parodeity]

Try not to think about anythin' else we don't wanna see?

[ that's like saying don't think about pink elephants ]

[alienates]

Ughhhhh that's how we landed in creepy honksville, population: an alien serial killer.

[ maybe they can... try to teleport themselves out again... ]

[parodeity]

Ok, but better that guy than multiple other people we shouldn't think about??

[alienates]

[ as much as he hates to admit it, but, true. ]

Whhhhy the fuck does so many people want to kill us at any given moment? How did we reach a point where a murderous clown isn't the worst that could be chasing us?

[parodeity]

We're very stabbable, I guess. Has to be somethin' in the angle of the face.

[alienates]

If light hits us just right, it's like an angelic halo forms around our form, calling the attention to serial killers in a ten mile radius.

[parodeity]

I know it's a joke, but it's basically the truth.

[alienates]

Do you think we could get that trademarked?

[ ... ]

Copyrighted?

[ what's the correct term... ]

[parodeity]

Copyright. Trademark is like, logos and bullshit?

[ DOES THIS MATTER, KIDS. ]