parodeity | personal overflow post;

Skip to Main Content

personal overflow post;

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You did your best. You probably need god levels of charisma to pull that explanation off.

[ Or creepy dictator levels. Or mind control, not that she'd want to be mind controlled into believing something so ridiculous. Huh. Maybe there are some good things about being this skeptical. ]

What would you say my levels of charisma are at now??

You give away candy corn for Halloween. It is not very high.

[ Sad to say, buddy. ]

That is an unfair bias due to your hating candy corn?

[ She tilts her head at him. He is partially correct. ]

A really charismatic person would be able to sell me on candy corn.

Eh. I don't like pushin' shit on people if they don't like it, really. I mean...isn't it better to be like, chill, I like it but you don't gotta?

So you'd rather have god-levels of chill than charisma?

I'd just rather not make people do things they don't wanna do, I guess?

Eh? What's the use of godlike powers if you can't make people obey?

Well...I don't know if I want godlike powers if it's about makin' people obey?

What would you use godlike powers for if not to get people to do things for you?

I would maybe...not use them for that? Like. I don't know. Maybe just to chill alone with time to myself?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only