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revenge of ricky schrΓΆdinger ヽ(βŒβ– _β– )γƒŽ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote2017-08-30 10:31 am
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-02 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm not really sure? [EYING THE TREE...] It is pretty unnatural-looking, though.
sharplydressed: (what's the haps youth)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-03 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave and John are both two idiot peas from the same idiot pod, news at 11.]

...Well, I guess it couldn't hurt. I don't feel like there are any bad things tied to it, anyway?

[FAMOUS LAST WORDS as he walks on over...]
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-04 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[IS IT NOT TRUE.]

Oh my god, Dave. [The tree doesn't seem to be impressed either. It just stands there, tree-like as ever, but there's a distinct feeling that it'd be staring disapprovingly if it had a face to stare with.

Which is kind of unnerving, and Kashuu makes a face.]


...Okay, but seriously, I don't want this to turn into some weird Grandfather Willow thing.
sharplydressed: (who put you here)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-05 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[JUDGING SWORDS ARE GONNA JUDGE.]

Uh. Geez-- Hey, tree? What's going on. [Why. Again, it seems Unimpressed™...

Also, there's now blood seeping up from under its roots. CHARMING.]
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-05 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know! I've never talked to a tree before, so--

[Oops wait

here he is, having a flashback in the middle of a lucid dream.]


...Maybe we should give it some room.
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-06 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm pretty sure this is just... a memory? Kinda? Not really, but I definitely remember some guy talking about how you make sakura trees beautiful by burying bodies under it or something.

[Which he just WAVES OFF as if that's totally normal.

At least the blood puddle doesn't seem to be extending their way...]
sharplydressed: (careful careful)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-07 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
...No, but he was definitely a sword. Like, a really sword-y sword.
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-08 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[A PAUSE... Don't judge them, Dave.]

Maybe? Well, not exactly that, but he definitely said that we could turn the tree into a sakura tree if we buried bodies under it.
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-09 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Dave. That's not what normal people do.

[GRANTED normal people also don't have bodies of their enemies to recycle in the first place?!]

Besides, I think our enemies just kind of... disappeared after they died? Which is good 'cause I don't want those things buried around here. This is a nice garden!
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-10 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
...War, probably? I guess. I mean, we were at a lot of battlefields, y'know?
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-10 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh— yeah, but we go to human battlefields when we fight. They're trying to like, change the course of history, y'know? So we're always going back to stop 'em, and they usually choose places where fights are already happening.
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[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-11-10 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not as far as I know, but I think that's probably our job... To stop that kind of stuff from happening. We're just supposed to make sure things happen the way that we know 'em in the future, y'know? Like, if so-and-so dies and this-or-that place, then we make sure they do. That kinda stuff. The details are pretty vague to me, though.

[He assumes they'll become clearer with time BUT HE'S A FOOL AND ALSO WRONG.]

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