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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

Whatever, I don't like lying to you. Even white lies. [Just a push to his shin.] But you are a lot more appealing than Buzzfeed anyway.

[parodeity]

That is literally the most romantic thing you've ever said to me. [ IT'S NOT. dave loses his shoe because he has no idea what he's doing. ]

[windeity]

[It's fine, he'll use his foot to draw Dave's shoe closer and away from Dave because he's an asshole.]

I will have to up my game then. I'm still learning how to meme.

[parodeity]

[ dick. dave just slides his foot along john's other shin. :/ ]

It's cute when you fuck 'em up, anyway.

[windeity]

[He jumps slightly because he wasn't expecting that? Fuck off, Dave.]

Someday I will actually do them right! And that will probably be a day I regret everything. [Not really. But he's back to picking apart the rest of his lobster to move onto his steak.] I cannot believe you think that's cute.

[parodeity]

[ no, john has the option to give back the shoe? so he's just idly doing the pressure up and down john's shin. fuck off, egbert. ]

Tell you what, pull off a flawless day of memes and I will give you a prize. [ he'll work on his potato. ]

[windeity]

[This is probably sending his gambit straight the fuck down, thanks Dave. But he's also not giving up first.]

How the hell does that even work? You cannot just drop memes into normal conversation, Dave.

[parodeity]

[ dave isn't even being as big an asshole as he could be? but he looks faintly amused as he just continues to basically fondle john's leg ig ]

Guess you just don't have enough skill yet, then.

[windeity]

[His other foot tries to push Dave's away? Rude!!!]

Like you do? [#doubt.]

[parodeity]

[ dave just pouts. why isn't john letting him do stupid flirting. ]

[windeity]

[...he shifts his leg so Dave can continue??]

[parodeity]

[ .........

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CONTINUE!!!!!!!!

there's a sheepish laugh as dave concedes and hooks his foot back behind his own ankle, just figuring he'll snag his shoe later. ]

I think we're getting distracted.

[windeity]

That happens a lot with you and me. I usually don't mind, but we're also in a fancy restaurant where I cannot lean over the table and kiss you. Plus we still have other stuff to do.

[parodeity]

Yeah, maybe not the best idea to feel you up at a five star joint. [ he has bad ideas frequently. ]

[windeity]

I mean I cannot say I mind? But I'm also not in the mood to get kicked out when we're not even done with dinner yet.

[parodeity]

You still haven't made out with me at work. [ THIS IS...COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ANYTHING as he tries to work through his potato ]

[windeity]

[Just a sly look.]

You haven't made out with me either.

[parodeity]

You're the one who pinned me to a wall like two times and never followed through, so I think it is more on you??

[windeity]

I might just like pinning you to things. But also when I did that originally we weren't dating and I figured surprise make-outs would not go that well.

[parodeity]

I mean. [ like. ] I would have liked you kissing me but that is admittedly better when I know where you are about it?

[windeity]

Well. Mystery solved, I would be totally down with making out with you in a supply closet. You only put limits on the bed.

[Casually eating his steak...whatever.]

[parodeity]

Yeah, well, there are reasons for that??

[windeity]

I know. You've told me about those reasons and I respect them. But are those going to apply in our own place, too?

[parodeity]

...Maybe? [ he's biting his lip instead of his food. ] We can discuss it when we like have a place?

[windeity]

Yeah. Sure. [The rest of his steak's gone and he's onto his own potato.] Uh. I told Rose we were moving in together by the way. So just a heads up.