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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ .........

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CONTINUE!!!!!!!!

there's a sheepish laugh as dave concedes and hooks his foot back behind his own ankle, just figuring he'll snag his shoe later. ]

I think we're getting distracted.

[windeity]

That happens a lot with you and me. I usually don't mind, but we're also in a fancy restaurant where I cannot lean over the table and kiss you. Plus we still have other stuff to do.

[parodeity]

Yeah, maybe not the best idea to feel you up at a five star joint. [ he has bad ideas frequently. ]

[windeity]

I mean I cannot say I mind? But I'm also not in the mood to get kicked out when we're not even done with dinner yet.

[parodeity]

You still haven't made out with me at work. [ THIS IS...COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ANYTHING as he tries to work through his potato ]

[windeity]

[Just a sly look.]

You haven't made out with me either.

[parodeity]

You're the one who pinned me to a wall like two times and never followed through, so I think it is more on you??

[windeity]

I might just like pinning you to things. But also when I did that originally we weren't dating and I figured surprise make-outs would not go that well.

[parodeity]

I mean. [ like. ] I would have liked you kissing me but that is admittedly better when I know where you are about it?

[windeity]

Well. Mystery solved, I would be totally down with making out with you in a supply closet. You only put limits on the bed.

[Casually eating his steak...whatever.]

[parodeity]

Yeah, well, there are reasons for that??

[windeity]

I know. You've told me about those reasons and I respect them. But are those going to apply in our own place, too?

[parodeity]

...Maybe? [ he's biting his lip instead of his food. ] We can discuss it when we like have a place?

[windeity]

Yeah. Sure. [The rest of his steak's gone and he's onto his own potato.] Uh. I told Rose we were moving in together by the way. So just a heads up.

[parodeity]

Oh, a'ight. I haven't mentioned that to anyone, I guess since like we're still...looking?

[ but he apparently has no objections to rose knowing.

mostly. he makes a face. ]

I hope this doesn't mean more buzzfeed tests.

[windeity]

Still looking but I also did not see any reason not to. [Shrug.] More than likely it will though. But then again nothing is stopping us from not taking them.

[parodeity]

You know that neither of us is ever gonna fail to take those dumb tests.

[windeity]

They are actually kind of fun? But I also just really wanted pancakes after that.

[parodeity]

You know I'm like...excited, right.

[windeity]

[A grin.] Yeah. I mean I am glad because I like knowing you're excited, too, but...yeah. It's something to really look forward to.

[parodeity]

And I am. I just...yeah, I didn't think to mention it, since we don't have a place yet, so, like. I don't want you to think I was avoiding it?

[windeity]

[He's reaching across the table for one of Dave's free hands.] It came up pretty much out of nowhere. I do not expect you to actually tell people or anything and I'm not taking it as an interest check. I love you, so like...I figured if you really were not into it you'd tell me.

[parodeity]

I am not into havin' a Matthew Mcwhatever shrine in our bedroom.

[ IT'S THE ONLY NO TO COME TO MIND... ]

[windeity]

Oh my god I don't even have his posters up in our room now? The one I do have has a giant hole in the forehead for some reason.

[parodeity]

[ a grin. ] I panicked and couldn't think of anything else?