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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Well. At least we didn't decide to date other people while basically datin', I guess? [ this time around or whatever WHATEVER and dave just hipchecks john back.

his is less effective probably. ]

And yeah maybe I like makin' out with you, too, but somehow I think we'd just end up useless if we tried a scoring system?

[windeity]

Yeah, thanks for that. [He shakes his head and he sort of spins them in a circle.] ...you know this just means I really want to try a scoring system now right?

[parodeity]

If you want to write up a scoring system with points or whatever I will selflessly commit part of a day to testing it out with you.

[windeity]

I do have a whiteboard I'm not really using. I bet we could figure it out and test it on one of our Saturdays. It'd be fun. [And stupid. But fun.]

[parodeity]

But we'd have to decide on a grand prize?

[windeity]

Besides something over-the-top like an all-expenses-paid trip to Disneyland?

[parodeity]

As fun as an amusement park with you would be, maybe somethin' a little easier to do from home, yeah. What would you want if you won the first annual boyfriend olympics?

[windeity]

Hm...[What the fuck would he want?] Camping trip? A day at the beach? Something outside.

[parodeity]

Oh, ew. Yeah, okay, that works. [ things dave wouldn't normally want to do at all... ] Then I want, like, a museum tour day trip or something.

[windeity]

[Exactly. On the other hand John looks a little appalled.] Like...a whole day? [One museum was fine but a whole day?]

[parodeity]

Says the guy who went "let's spend a day in the woods!" The point of a prize is somethin' the other person definitely wouldn't do on a day to day basis, ain't it?

[windeity]

I also said the beach! Those are two options.

[parodeity]

The beach has sand and you hate me. Anyway...are you that sure you'll lose?

[windeity]

I love you and you could use the sun. Also no I would definitely win. I'm good at this. [At what?]

[parodeity]

[ because dave is a cat, he eyes john over his shades, sweeping a look up an down. ]

...eh.

[windeity]

...hey! [WHAT! THE! FUCK!]

[parodeity]

Problem?

[windeity]

Are you saying my makeout skills are subpar?

[parodeity]

There's always room to improve, Egbert.

[windeity]

See if I let you practice with me ever again. [This sass.] ...so what do you think? Normal?

[The crux of this whole date. Having something normal.]

[parodeity]

Like you'd want to stop. [ but oh.

...yeah, okay. dave just leans in to brush his lips across john's before he skates on ahead, puling away. ] Race you.

[windeity]

[A grin into that kiss but he doesn't linger, pulling away as well and nodding.]

I demand a head start though because you're you.

[parodeity]

Hmmm. Denied.

[ he's skating ahead? but like. at normal human fast speed so. ]

[windeity]

[That's still rude!!! But off he goes to race after him and they're two idiots racing around a bunch of other people.]

[parodeity]

[ john needs to learn to cheat?

but whenever they finish dave will be content to skate normally and not even request a prize. ]