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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

youre surprisingly easily pleased
only it isnt that surprising
whats up

[windeity]

what can i say? i like what i like and i like this kind of thing. i'm shaking off the rust and you are kind of helping that?
it's stupid.
anyway! i think i forgot to tell you that i bought a coffeemaker so that is a thing that lives on top of the fridge now.
it was mostly i wrote some things and played some things and wanted to kick them to you before i forgot.
i figured if you wanted an updated version of my stuff, you'd want updated versions of the other ones, too, to remix.

[parodeity]

i want anything you wanna send me yeah
but cool i do see a coffeemaker thats sure a thing
why did you buy a coffeemaker
i dont think you drink coffee as much as i do

[windeity]

you might regret that. i am taking a composition course this term so there will probably be a lot.
and i do not! but also i figure it was way easier and faster to buy a coffeemaker instead of getting lost all the time going to the different cafes.
also i had some shitty instant stuff that i did not want so i gave it to mafuyu instead.

[parodeity]

i can handle as much composition ass you can throw at me eggs dont worry
i like the shitty instant stuff
although giving it to mafuyu is a worthy cause

[windeity]

if you say so.
ok well it was gross so i gave it away, but if you want more of it i can grab some since i am out right now.
it was! after running through traffic and actually getting me to a coffee house i told her that would be her payment and she seemed fine with that.
is she always weird? like a good weird.

[parodeity]

yeah
from the first time i met her
im working on editing a video she agreed to be in off and on

also its my turn to buy coffee

[ i have no clue whose turn it is but dave will always insist it is his turn?? ]

[windeity]

do i want to know what kind of video that will turn out to be...

bluh. is it? i'm the one who's already out though!

[parodeity]

idk do you
?
all my videos are pretty great ill have you know

ill only accept it if you let me pay you back

[windeity]

as much as i should probably say no, yes, i do.
you will have to show me sometime because i am starting to think we probably have two different ideas of great?
also god, fine, whatever. you can cover next time. ok?

[parodeity]

no i get to pay you back when you bring it back

[ also, he links this video off his youtube channel. ]

[windeity]

you know that is actually stupid when that money is just going right back into coffee.

[...yeah he'll take a few minutes to watch all of this.]

...you are definitely a film student. if i had any other doubts this just cleared them.

[parodeity]

cool so you agree i win then

also that is a lackluster film review
its like you didnt catch the deeper meaning at all

[windeity]

definitely not what i said.
do you want an actual film review? because i can do that.
i have a blog for that kind of stuff, dude.

[parodeity]

im not taking coffee if you dont take money its my turn

why the fuck dont i have a link to this already also
why are you holding out on me here egbert
its almost like you dont like me
thats the only excuse for straight up torture

[windeity]

for fucks sake, fine, i will take your money, you will take my coffee, and next time you buy i will pay you back with the very same money.

and because you never asked, i guess!
i did not think that was a thing i needed to link you to.
actually i sort of thought you might find it on your own?
which i guess would be hard if you did not know it existed so maybe i didn't think this all the way through.
also, i do like you, and that is why i spare you from some of my REALLY bad movies.

[parodeity]

sure when its your turn but its mine rn

yeah i know youre into worse shit
kinda dont want to ask to confirm
but also yeah no i dont read minds shocking as this news might be

[windeity]

fiiiiiiiine.

hehe. it's not as bad as you think, i promise!
or maybe it is, i am starting to question my past life movie choices but do me a favor and don't tell me about them. i assume i will know by the amount of bitching you do if i am on the right track.
well you timetravel and before i knew what i know now i thought maybe you could since you know a lot. how else am i supposed to know what else you can actually do?

[parodeity]

dont do that

i only do time shit and i dont do it like that
its such bullshit to do the thing where you go forward
and then lord that over people like oh man i know what youre gonna do
who the fuck cares really and thats just playing into the whole cyclical nature of time
because the second you say something its required
so you just look like an idiot
i prefer to go check shit out and then never say a word
locked into the intricate one man waltz that makes me want to die a little

i can do general shit outside it i guess by nothing unique to me

[windeity]

do what?

ok, ok, sorry, jeez! i did not know the whole time thing was a touchy subject with you.
also that sounds really stupid, why would you go check things out and then keep it to yourself instead of asking for help?
maybe i just do not understand timetravel that well.

what else can you do? besides climb buildings.

[parodeity]

the thing

cant ask for help if i didnt ask for help
have to if i did
its not really choices unless i want to go off the rails
even if my intuitions are pretty fucking good

like right now?

[windeity]

what thing?

so what you are saying is that there are certain time laws in place.
and by breaking the time laws you'd change time itself? is that how it works?
we can stop talking about time if you want.

but yes i am curious. right now.

[parodeity]

if you dont know its weird coincidence

idc if i can
change shit
i havent tried because i may be a morbid fuck
but i prefer to be alive

besides what youve seen flight i guess
but i didnt use it to get into our room

[windeity]

which means it is one of the things i need to drop. ok. i get it.

i prefer you being alive, too, so that makes two of us.
even if you could change shit, would you want to?

man what the fuck.
everyone gets really cool powers. you can fly and timetravel. yukiko can heal people and light things on fire. what else is out there?

[parodeity]

its just a quirk
and habit

depends
i mean i say i cant change things but my function is to do that
sort of in addition to the other shit
but its better as a last resort and not for fun

i know a guy who is a sword
and another who can control ice and fire
and a few summoners