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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

[ dave lets his phone drop into his sylladex, and reluctantly takes the coffee, although he does immediately drink it.

the cat, used to the adoration of the masses, purrs. ]

It was my original job.

[windeity]

[Egbert - 1, Strider - 0. He's pretty pleased that the cat's friendly and he's busy scratching behind its ears now despite the fact he's listening. Upon closer inspection, John kind of looks exhausted but that's not a big deal.]

Better than some of the jobs I've had in my life. It's so...colorful. [He's tilting his head to glance around the shop again.] Haven't set foot in one of these for a while.

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Yeah. Shifts are kinda competitive, the boss hires a lot of people. But.

[ he doesn't really...quit his jobs, these days? he just acquires more. the more he does, the less time he has to think.

except dave always, always has more time than he can while away. ]

He used to be network, but he didn't last long. Pretty sure Yato's still usin' a userpic of him, though.

[windeity]

And yet somehow you're an assistant manager at 17. [He leans with his back to the counter, hand petting the cat and face turned so he's half-facing Dave and half-looking at the shop. He's counting how many jobs Dave has and while timetravel makes sense, he's not sure he likes it.]

The tracksuit god? Weird. What's the other guy's name?

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I've worked here longest out of everyone he hired. [ calmly. also...does john even know all the jobs, PROBABLY NOT ]

Mikoto. He's around sometimes, but not today.

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[He knows about the tutoring thing, the movie theater, this job, and the cat café. If there's more, he's probably going to kick Dave's ass.] Loyalty then. That makes more sense.

Why be here if you're here watching the place? [There's a pull from his coffee before he continues.] I still think it's weird that people can just drop off of the network.

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[ fight him @ john ]

I also am not bad at my job, which helps? Like, admittedly I fuck around on my phone, but it's always when I don't have other shit to do and it goes away when actual customers come in. [ GENERALLY... ] And I guess maybe it is. I...am used to it?

[windeity]

So I count as an actual customer now? [He notices the phone went away, Dave.] I think I would be used to it too if I had been around as long as you have. It still sounds strange is all.

[parodeity]

If you buy somethin', I guess? [ so NOT YET...he shrugs at the other statement. ] You either learn not to get attached or you get attached and prep for the worst. Or I guess you pretend not to acknowledge it.

[windeity]

[He lifts his eyebrows, giving Dave an appraising look before he decides to let that thread of conversation go for a little bit. It explains some things, he thinks, but he's not in the mood to go in circles about it yet.]

How would you feel about getting a plant?

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For the dorm? [ his eyebrows go up. ] I mean, I'm not opposed, but neither of us have the green thumb.

[ ...dave you work in a flower shop and do just fine with flowers, but ]

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Yeah. Just a little one? How hard can it be? All we have to do is water the thing and make sure it doesn't bake.

[Also yeah Dave you work in a flower shop. So.]

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Are you sure we're at the get-a-plant stage of our relationship, Johnny boy?

[ dryly. but he does gesture towards the area with some potted flowers and cacti and whatnot. ]

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Ha. Ha. It's not like we're getting a cat together or anything. [He's petting the cat one more time though before he moves to go check out said-potted plants.] I am just saying it'd be nice for the room to have some life to it. Just because we're stuck in one single room doesn't mean it can't look less...blah.

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Is that a jab at my decorating skills? Because my side of the room ain't blah; you're the one with all the gray shit.

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A thing that is not my fault? Blame the dumb city. [He picks up two small succulents to hold in the palms of his hands.] Something like this.

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I do already. It's weird that so many people I know have gray eyes now. [ he shrugs. ] Those are fine with me. I can keep you from killin' them.

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Tell me about it. [Speaking as someone with gray eyes. And holding gray plants. He frowns lightly but there's a shrug.] This will look a little more normal if green comes back. But the purple and pinks it in should be good enough. Also I think it will take a lot to kill these.

[parodeity]

A'ight. And I voted for blue the other day... [ also dave rings out the two plants and PAYS FOR BOTH ]

[windeity]

I appreciate your thoughtfulness. [It's a semi-dry tone, but he looks surprised suddenly.] Dude! The point was for me to pay for the plants...

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You paid for coffee? Also, I get a discount.

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That kind of goes against the whole point, but okay. So we are even and now it's back to being my turn for coffee again. [But he's picking up one of the plants to examine it closer, grinning slightly.]

We didn't have a garden or anything at home but a few potted plants always hung out on the window sills in our kitchen. So thanks. [For indulging him in his weird wants and whims, basically.]

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It is definitely still my turn for coffee. [ dave. laughs. it's quiet because it's dave and he's not that loud in person, but. ]

And it's chill? I don't have any rules beyond what I gave you, decor-wise. So, like...have at it, man.

[windeity]

Even if we have a coffee maker now? I cannot win, can I? [But he visibly brightens at that laugh. Additionally he's also eyeballing the counter. Is there room up there for him to jump up and sit next to the cat, because that is a thing he's contemplating.]

Right. Saw. Not a big deal, still a shitty franchise. [There's a small yawn.] It always amazes me how you are both one of the most confusing and most easygoing people I've ever met.

[parodeity]

How am I confusin'? Also, you should go back home and nap.

[ there is definitely enough room on the counter for that. ]