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[parodeity]

i was mostly just asking if there was some plan in place im not aware of
which i assume there is if youre willing to split up
but i was asking to be let in on the plan i guess
i cant patch someone else up before you though
i mean i could but dont ask me to

[splinten]

The plan was to send him to the med bay and tell him I'm not talking to him until he gets properly looked after.
Yeah, I know. I can't ask you to or else one day you'll ask me to patch someone else up before you.
Now that I think about it, you probably will ask me to. You're a huge dick about that kind of thing.

[parodeity]

yeah but probably only people you should patch up before me so it doesnt matter
you should text mom to look in on him then she can do the nanotech shit right

[splinten]

It does if you think there are people I should patch up before you.
Yeah she can take care of him. I was going to ask Sanson to go heal him some more magically.

[parodeity]

you should too
pretty much everyone from home qualifies
but ok that works then
i forgot sanson does that shit

[splinten]

No. If you, Roxy, and Jake come to me injured, you get treated in triage order. That's the end of the discussion. You'll all get into a dumbass argument over who should be treated last, so this ruling is coming down hard now. It's triage order and that's it.

[parodeity]

that makes some hilarious assumptions about my character that have already been proven false but whatever helps you sleep at night to believe
im setting up in the living room on the grounds theres a couch

[splinten]

Sorry for making the hilarious assumption that if I'm going to you when injured, you'd respect my wishes and do the same damn thing even if other people were hurt. That was really stupid of me.

[parodeity]

how about i just dont get hurt when anyone else is
this is one of those moments where i just regret everything ive ever chosen to say so maybe i should stop talking until you get here really

[splinten]

I'd prefer it if you were regretting what you decided instead of what you said, and then undid that decision rather than just wanting to undo admitting a decision, but ok. See you in four minutes.

[parodeity]

look in the event youre busy i can go to rose or something if its something i genuinely cant do myself
it isnt like she isnt scarily competent with a needle and thread
although i do feel i probably take my life into my own hands when allowing her to use them on me
im not going to split someones attention re other peoples injuries
theres no reason triage order ever has to be a thing

[splinten]

I have dibs on you.

[parodeity]

i didnt say i would never come to you just in certain circumstances i might seek out alternatives

[splinten]

You shouldn't.

[parodeity]

oh my god
will it make you feel better if i let you redo what i already did for myself

[splinten]

Wait.
What?
Are you hurt?

[parodeity]

[ SMALL PAUSE as dave goes "wow that was a miscalculation" and considers suffocating himself with one of the decorative couch pillows. by virtue of having to be before tuesday and after sunday, his exploration date with rose pretty much had to happen on monday. ]

i dont have full body burns so im fine
minor scratches dont really constitute being hurt and werent even enough to bother with rose patching up

[splinten]

You got hurt and you didn't tell me.

[parodeity]

this still doesnt qualify as "hurt" and you were out and otherwise occupied
like i wouldnt even really call these injuries
theyre minor and training strife level
like
you training strife level not bro training strife level

ok see all of this still falls under the #regret tag on instaclam

rose was perfectly chill letting me meander back to the tower w/out insisting i go to the medbay though
which should at least tell you im fine if nothing else
since she probably would have fucking dragged me there if she thought it necessary
i wouldve mentioned it later when we traded info

[splinten]

How did you get hurt?

[parodeity]

like the stuff that left lasting marks im assuming were talking about here right
seriously nothing major
like three scratches total
literally stuck a bandaid on one and called it a day
but you can stick a new bandaid on if that helps

[splinten]

Was there other shit?
What happened?

[parodeity]

ok how about i catch you up when you get here burn boy
but idk some electrocution
we found electric eels
obviously only one got a shock in before we learned better
nbd

[splinten]

Electric burns are even more dangerous than what I got.

[That... may only be generally true because you know it isn't a FULL BODY BURN but Dirk has a right to panic]

[parodeity]

[ wow look it's only 15% health decrease by video game standards! ]

im fine rose didnt get shocked

[ implying he would not be fine if she had been shocked???? how is his health linked to rose's health, here. ]

its seriously no big deal
stunned me but no lasting damage worth noting
p sure youre the one more in need of medical treatment
especially since i am in need of no medical treatment
lots of medical treatment > zero medical treatment required