you literally just said you wanted to be cool like me implying im the cooler one also idk pictures can do weird lighting delay my judgement until we meet up in person again?
yeah you did i have the text when can we meet up also you owe me ice cream i think i think i said i get ice cream if i was right but what led you to think i was right in particular beyond i assume the blinding success of my suggestion to go eye for an eye on fake dates
We can do ice cream tomorrow after school. It's too late for you to go out when you have school tomorrow and missed it today. The fake date was a strong indicator. The way he looked at and touched me when he saw my new eyes also felt like an indicator.
? no im asking if there is another concern here though for you i mean re the situation you just said i was probably right about it seems like there must be
He said something on our Valentine's thing about worrying about ruining friendship with romance, so that's the roadblock. Why did you say 'oh' and then 'well thats cool'?
oh is a filler word and its cool that i wasnt really fucking wrong which i didnt think i was but i mean its a good thing for you in particular this time around so thats cool
so basically he needs someone like you to tell him what you told me
no can i rephrase everything i just said into coming off more legitimately happy for you as is factually true ill add some of roxys exclamation points im sure she wont mind me borrowing them and taking them for a spin actually she would probably be weirdly encouraging about me having a torrid affair with punctuation
oh! well thats cool! though i assume theres another roadblock here since you dont seem thrilled?
How that looks makes me sick. I think I'll just decapitate myself now.
Promise me this isn't like the thing where you feel bad about being treated like the baby. You genuinely are not bothered or upset at all, and you aren't hiding that from me through careful language or blatant lies.
so were agreed its chill if i never break out punctuation for you ever again and also were never bringing up this particular time ever again like this is deathbed levels of a thing that just occurred dave strider does not exclamation point
getting a little paranoid there bro were fine im not going to go into how cool i am tho because last time i did that you just made fun of me a lot re sea cucumbers because you are a dick
you can think whatever you want about it since that is apparently what you are gonna do
but on the relevant topic what do you want to do about it then? the jake thing not the other thing youre being dogged about youre not so bad a friend that youd let a mistake change things im pretty sure but admittedly i may be really heavily biased here
[He's still not satisfied because NOW THAT HE HAS BEEN PLAYED WITH ONCE he is on high alert for everything.]
I don't know what you're talking about but I'm not intimidating you. I'm trying to figure out if I've upset my brother. A task made Herculean now that it's been made clear to me I can't trust that I haven't.
wait wait wait forget that seriously???? you dont know what im talking about what the fuck i refuse to be alone with this hold on
[ im not drawing it but he takes 10 minutes during which he just. ignores any further messages??? to draw and send a sbahj level art version of one of these guys surrounded by question marks. ]
what the fuck well what the hell is the point of a hallucniomemory of monsters in clownsuits if i cant inflict it on other people this sucks i hate my life i get weird puppets and inane monsters and theyre apparently unconnected to ANYTHING
[ godspeed, dirk. dave's officially too fast to catch?
he gets a doodle of the weird...green...person puppet from the blender, a badly done saw puppet on a bike after which dave just photoshops in a picture of the actual puppet from saw, and a dave-level drawing of a smuppet surrounded by annoyed and unsure emojis. he apparently has something against whatever the fuck that is? ]
no im racking up lots of puppet memories here like up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong my memories are starting to get uncomfortably full of the damn things im like the epicenter of a cyclone of my own personal hell full of long coarse kermit cock and like straight up wriggling goddamned puppet pelvises in addition to the creepy watchdog puppets that apparently have cameras and like the puppets that exist to die on said cameras films but just just everything buried in felt this is my life now i think to myself as it just keeps happening
its actually starting to make me really uncomfortable to tell the truth
I can see why. By the way. I just saw the dong and ass puppets. In a pile with hats and some robot parts. None of the other ones but I remembered those specific puppets. It could be the same location. Did you see any robot things?
thats a hard no just a puppet trap like haha actually both of these memories are so fucking creepy out of context im not sure any context would make them less so? like did i extrapolate on the puppet snuff details i dont remember but the latest one there was like a puzzle piece in either blood or drippy red marker drawn on a trap door with hello dave written inside so i pulled the like string thing to tug the door down and then i was just buried in puppets i did not see any robot things tho there was a lot going on around there but like i dont think any of it was robotic
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implying im the cooler one
also idk pictures can do weird lighting
delay my judgement until we meet up in person again?
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Yeah, sure.
I forgot to tell you.
You're probably right about Jake.
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when can we meet up
also
you owe me ice cream
i think
i think i said i get ice cream if i was right
but what led you to think i was right in particular
beyond i assume the blinding success of my suggestion to go eye for an eye on fake dates
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The fake date was a strong indicator.
The way he looked at and touched me when he saw my new eyes also felt like an indicator.
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well thats cool
though i assume theres another roadblock here since you dont seem thrilled
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im asking if there is another concern here though
for you i mean
re the situation you just said i was probably right about
it seems like there must be
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Why did you say 'oh' and then 'well thats cool'?
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and its cool that i wasnt really fucking wrong
which i didnt think i was
but i mean its a good thing for you in particular this time around
so thats cool
so basically he needs someone like you to tell him what you told me
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I didn't tell him first. HE told ME they'd changed.
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can i rephrase everything i just said
into coming off more legitimately happy for you as is factually true
ill add some of roxys exclamation points
im sure she wont mind me borrowing them and taking them for a spin
actually she would probably be weirdly encouraging about me having a torrid affair with punctuation
oh!
well thats cool!
though i assume theres another roadblock here since you dont seem thrilled?
god save me i hate how that looks but
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Promise me this isn't like the thing where you feel bad about being treated like the baby. You genuinely are not bothered or upset at all, and you aren't hiding that from me through careful language or blatant lies.
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and also were never bringing up this particular time ever again
like this is deathbed levels of a thing that just occurred
dave strider does not exclamation point
getting a little paranoid there bro
were fine
im not going to go into how cool i am tho because last time i did that
you just made fun of me a lot
re sea cucumbers
because you are a dick
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It isn't paranoia if you have reason to believe you're right.
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automatic blood pact w/out spilling blood
you can think whatever you want about it
since that is apparently what you are gonna do
but on the relevant topic
what do you want to do about it then?
the jake thing not the other thing youre being dogged about
youre not so bad a friend that youd let a mistake change things
im pretty sure
but admittedly
i may be really heavily biased here
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That is not as important as the thing we're talking about, so put a pause on it.
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you can chill the crude ogre level of intimidation
[ thought process: "if i have to live with giant ogres in clownwear so does dirk now that he's being annoying" ]
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I don't know what you're talking about but I'm not intimidating you.
I'm trying to figure out if I've upset my brother.
A task made Herculean now that it's been made clear to me I can't trust that I haven't.
[suck it dave his session just has skeletons]
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forget that
seriously????
you dont know what im talking about
what the fuck i refuse to be alone with this hold on
[ im not drawing it but he takes 10 minutes during which he just. ignores any further messages??? to draw and send a sbahj level art version of one of these guys surrounded by question marks. ]
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Dave, this is important.
[He's ignored though and he just gets. that.]
Never seen one.
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well what the hell is the point of a hallucniomemory of monsters in clownsuits if i cant inflict it on other people
this sucks
i hate my life i get weird puppets and inane monsters and theyre apparently unconnected to ANYTHING
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The snuff puppets?
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he gets a doodle of the weird...green...person puppet from the blender, a badly done saw puppet on a bike after which dave just photoshops in a picture of the actual puppet from saw, and a dave-level drawing of a smuppet surrounded by annoyed and unsure emojis. he apparently has something against whatever the fuck that is? ]
no im racking up lots of puppet memories here
like
up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong
my memories are starting to get uncomfortably full of the damn things
im like the epicenter of a cyclone of my own personal hell full of long coarse kermit cock and like
straight up wriggling goddamned puppet pelvises
in addition to the creepy watchdog puppets that apparently have cameras
and like
the puppets that exist to die on said cameras films
but just
just
everything buried in felt
this is my life now i think to myself as it just keeps happening
its actually starting to make me really uncomfortable to tell the truth
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By the way.
I just saw the dong and ass puppets. In a pile with hats and some robot parts.
None of the other ones but I remembered those specific puppets.
It could be the same location. Did you see any robot things?
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just a puppet trap
like
haha actually both of these memories are so fucking creepy out of context
im not sure any context would make them less so?
like did i extrapolate on the puppet snuff details i dont remember but
the latest one there was like a puzzle piece in either blood or drippy red marker drawn on a trap door
with hello dave written inside
so i pulled the like string thing to tug the door down
and then i was just buried in puppets
i did not see any robot things tho
there was a lot going on around there but like i dont think any of it was robotic
can we enact a puppet ban in our lives
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