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DAVE STRIDER
consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man
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good morning sleepyhead!!!!!!!!!
the sun is shining and the birdies are singing
the sun is shining and the birdies are singing
just joking its still dark outside lol
but anyway get upppppppppppp its a school day!
but anyway get upppppppppppp its a school day!
i heard it might rain today so i think im going to see if i can drive us to school!
i will not take sharp turns in the mini van
scouts honor<3
i will not take sharp turns in the mini van
scouts honor<3
hehehe!!!
it counts even though i have never been a girl scout
wait!!!!
did we order girl scout cookies yet :o
it counts even though i have never been a girl scout
wait!!!!
did we order girl scout cookies yet :o
1) the birds are definitely never singing when you send me wake up texts
btw i was already up i was showering tho
have i mentioned how weird it is to get legit shower time ever
like
dirk moved out a while ago i know but its still weird
2) you always say that about sharp turns but im not sure i believe you
ill hold onto the
what the fuck is it called
that like strappy thing by the window
where i guess you hang dry cleaning?
what is the purpose of it
anyway
3) we have a box of thin mints on order with the girl down the street i think
4) i can offer you a wide array of pop tarts or maybe scrambled eggs if i try really hard
btw i was already up i was showering tho
have i mentioned how weird it is to get legit shower time ever
like
dirk moved out a while ago i know but its still weird
2) you always say that about sharp turns but im not sure i believe you
ill hold onto the
what the fuck is it called
that like strappy thing by the window
where i guess you hang dry cleaning?
what is the purpose of it
anyway
3) we have a box of thin mints on order with the girl down the street i think
4) i can offer you a wide array of pop tarts or maybe scrambled eggs if i try really hard
but think about it this way, if they weren't online, they could never show off how cool they are.
you get to meet them at least in spirit instead of not at all.
also i know someone who owns too many cats. one of them has to be chill enough to be a shades cat. this has to be tested.
you get to meet them at least in spirit instead of not at all.
also i know someone who owns too many cats. one of them has to be chill enough to be a shades cat. this has to be tested.
oh dave but the birdies in my heart are singing when i wake up every morning!!!!!!
ok it is actually my alarm clock hehehehe
you mention that every time you shower dave
i know dirk took long showers but was it really that bad???
some people call those chicken handles!
i think that name is pretty adorable :D
chickens are pretty cute!!
have you ever seen one :o
when theyre chicks they make the cutest little peeps and i love them
also theyre mostly for getting in and out of a car lol
i never understand why you have so many flavors of poptarts......
there are even some limited edition ones in there!
which i suppose is very nice and all but that just seems like a lot of processed food
anyway
no!
mom and i are going to eat something before we go to school
i was just asking :p
ok it is actually my alarm clock hehehehe
you mention that every time you shower dave
i know dirk took long showers but was it really that bad???
some people call those chicken handles!
i think that name is pretty adorable :D
chickens are pretty cute!!
have you ever seen one :o
when theyre chicks they make the cutest little peeps and i love them
also theyre mostly for getting in and out of a car lol
i never understand why you have so many flavors of poptarts......
there are even some limited edition ones in there!
which i suppose is very nice and all but that just seems like a lot of processed food
anyway
no!
mom and i are going to eat something before we go to school
i was just asking :p
when are you gonna sing for me in the morning wolf
if your heart birds are singing so should you
also yeah it was that bad
dude could live in a shower i stg
and i say that as a dude with two older sisters
who also need their shower time
have i ever seen a chicken?
yes
we had chickens in texas shockingly
i mean
ok
maybe i only ever saw like 1 irl but that counts
oh is your mom also going to be coming to school with us
you didnt warn me about this wow
also in that case im having a strawberry poptart
because today i cannot be fucked to be a healthy child
if your heart birds are singing so should you
also yeah it was that bad
dude could live in a shower i stg
and i say that as a dude with two older sisters
who also need their shower time
have i ever seen a chicken?
yes
we had chickens in texas shockingly
i mean
ok
maybe i only ever saw like 1 irl but that counts
oh is your mom also going to be coming to school with us
you didnt warn me about this wow
also in that case im having a strawberry poptart
because today i cannot be fucked to be a healthy child
:)
who says i dont sing in the morning?
wooooooow
i would have never guessed that texas had chickens
i am the most surprised! it is me
of course texas had chickens, dumpass!
i know that :o
but i wanted to know if you had seen one in person
oh
if its a problem we can walk
i havent really asked yet so im not sure but considering we only have two cars, i would assume mom would be there
plus i dont have my license yet......
so i need a licensed person there with me
save me a bite!!!!!!!
i have changed my mind sort of
i only want a little taste
who says i dont sing in the morning?
wooooooow
i would have never guessed that texas had chickens
i am the most surprised! it is me
of course texas had chickens, dumpass!
i know that :o
but i wanted to know if you had seen one in person
oh
if its a problem we can walk
i havent really asked yet so im not sure but considering we only have two cars, i would assume mom would be there
plus i dont have my license yet......
so i need a licensed person there with me
save me a bite!!!!!!!
i have changed my mind sort of
i only want a little taste
well you dont sing to me so it doesnt count
i have seen at least 1 chicken in person
please dont follow this up with inviting me to have chicken your dad killed @ your place
please please please
jade when is it ever a problem
though i have a license technically
because im amazing
but its not a problem i just you know
needed the heads up so i dont wear anything a mom would like go
dave why the fuck at
so no photo of my dick shirt today i guess
maybe ill wear a random band t
edge or middle bite
i have seen at least 1 chicken in person
please dont follow this up with inviting me to have chicken your dad killed @ your place
please please please
jade when is it ever a problem
though i have a license technically
because im amazing
but its not a problem i just you know
needed the heads up so i dont wear anything a mom would like go
dave why the fuck at
so no photo of my dick shirt today i guess
maybe ill wear a random band t
edge or middle bite
wow!
and what do i have to do to make it count, singy mcpianopants
are there even chickens around for my dad to hunt
anyway im not inviting you over to dinner again after how you reacted when you saw the deer head :\
you should respect the animal enough to eat the whole thing, dave
liver isnt that bad!
its a problem when you call her hot and then mom and i have to pretend we didnt hear that lol
you just seemed kind of off put by it
i dont know, she might catch a ride with dad today and then drive us home
we dont really have a plan
wait do you mean the moby dick shirt or an actual dick pic :\
i also dont want to see your dick pics so dont wear a dick pic shirt if its just us
wow so gentlemanly!!!!
as long as it has some filling there, i am ok with any piece
and what do i have to do to make it count, singy mcpianopants
are there even chickens around for my dad to hunt
anyway im not inviting you over to dinner again after how you reacted when you saw the deer head :\
you should respect the animal enough to eat the whole thing, dave
liver isnt that bad!
its a problem when you call her hot and then mom and i have to pretend we didnt hear that lol
you just seemed kind of off put by it
i dont know, she might catch a ride with dad today and then drive us home
we dont really have a plan
wait do you mean the moby dick shirt or an actual dick pic :\
i also dont want to see your dick pics so dont wear a dick pic shirt if its just us
wow so gentlemanly!!!!
as long as it has some filling there, i am ok with any piece
sing to me specifically obviously
i need my morning serenade
how could you have been keeping it from me all these years?
i dont know im sure your dad could find some chickens if he tried
like
dude can kill a bear
he can def hunt down some chickens theyre like five tiers lower than bear if not more
also
maybe
MAYBE
you shouldnt just not warn a guy about deer heads in fridges or whatever
like
just going out on a limb here jade
im not gonna call her hot!!!
and im not put off by it your parents are great
i never have anything against spending time with them
i just like forewarning so i can prepare myself
and try not to say
things
that i sometimes say
im not gonna call her hot though
the moby dick shirt i dont have an actual dick pic shirt
you like the moby dick shirt dont you
i thought you thought it was funny
ok ill make sure to get you a piece with premium filling
im just that chivalrous
i need my morning serenade
how could you have been keeping it from me all these years?
i dont know im sure your dad could find some chickens if he tried
like
dude can kill a bear
he can def hunt down some chickens theyre like five tiers lower than bear if not more
also
maybe
MAYBE
you shouldnt just not warn a guy about deer heads in fridges or whatever
like
just going out on a limb here jade
im not gonna call her hot!!!
and im not put off by it your parents are great
i never have anything against spending time with them
i just like forewarning so i can prepare myself
and try not to say
things
that i sometimes say
im not gonna call her hot though
the moby dick shirt i dont have an actual dick pic shirt
you like the moby dick shirt dont you
i thought you thought it was funny
ok ill make sure to get you a piece with premium filling
im just that chivalrous
oh that is so rich coming from a guy who gets nightly serenades from me!!!!
you are acting as if i never sing to you but i do it at least three times a week
you are very greedy :p
i did not know the deer head was in there!
usually it is just the guts or something like that.......
which is still gross, i know :(
to be honest, i was surprised when i opened your fridge and the meat was packaged like that :o
prepackaged meat is so expensive, i had no idea!
it seems like a little bit of a luxury to me.......
also it is true that he can hunt a bear!
and bear fat is sadly delicious :(
my dad doesnt seem to really care when you call him hot, i guess???
but moms always been a little easier to read in social situations
the moby dick shirt is hilarious
i like it!
you are acting as if i never sing to you but i do it at least three times a week
you are very greedy :p
i did not know the deer head was in there!
usually it is just the guts or something like that.......
which is still gross, i know :(
to be honest, i was surprised when i opened your fridge and the meat was packaged like that :o
prepackaged meat is so expensive, i had no idea!
it seems like a little bit of a luxury to me.......
also it is true that he can hunt a bear!
and bear fat is sadly delicious :(
my dad doesnt seem to really care when you call him hot, i guess???
but moms always been a little easier to read in social situations
the moby dick shirt is hilarious
i like it!
yes but what if you sing different in the morning jade
we never know
also i feel like i should start singing to you in the morning to make it fair wtf
stop that
ok but
at least my fridge didnt contain bambi staring woefully at you
two different things kind of
man why are we discussing this again
im not gonna call either of your parents hot!
cool i thought so
but like
it might not be mom approved so
we never know
also i feel like i should start singing to you in the morning to make it fair wtf
stop that
ok but
at least my fridge didnt contain bambi staring woefully at you
two different things kind of
man why are we discussing this again
im not gonna call either of your parents hot!
cool i thought so
but like
it might not be mom approved so
i dont think i sound different in the morning, dave
i am just me and i think i always sound the same
does it really mean that much to you that youd sing in the morning too?? :o
you think my dad can hunt chickens
im not saying that they arent different
but they are still sort of similar!
our families have very different eating habits and it was a surprise to us both
please dont call them dilf or milf either
hahahahaha are you kidding me?????
mom would think that it is a little weird but like the literature reference!
you should give her more credit, dave
she is more than just a pretty face!!!!!
i am just me and i think i always sound the same
does it really mean that much to you that youd sing in the morning too?? :o
you think my dad can hunt chickens
im not saying that they arent different
but they are still sort of similar!
our families have very different eating habits and it was a surprise to us both
please dont call them dilf or milf either
hahahahaha are you kidding me?????
mom would think that it is a little weird but like the literature reference!
you should give her more credit, dave
she is more than just a pretty face!!!!!
one of my coworkers owns four because she couldn't bear to separate them after they were born. sibling cats.
i'll see if she's willing, i'm pretty sure she will be if i talk to her and figure out the best way to put
"hey we want to see if your cat will let us put shades on it and make it internet famous"
i'll see if she's willing, i'm pretty sure she will be if i talk to her and figure out the best way to put
"hey we want to see if your cat will let us put shades on it and make it internet famous"
id sing for you in the morning sure
why wouldnt i?
i mean i cant promise a ukulele ballad so of course im a little less awesome but
yeah because your dad could hunt chickens
i think he could hunt anything
its a compliment
im ignoring that slander against my character
so you think i should wear the moby shirt???
look its important to me your mom doesnt think im like
a complete loser
because shes like cool and stuff
why wouldnt i?
i mean i cant promise a ukulele ballad so of course im a little less awesome but
yeah because your dad could hunt chickens
i think he could hunt anything
its a compliment
im ignoring that slander against my character
so you think i should wear the moby shirt???
look its important to me your mom doesnt think im like
a complete loser
because shes like cool and stuff
i mean i would have given you a solid 3 before this whole app thing
but we should def consider this biological nanotech shit now
and also maybe the matrix
and like
other conspiracy theories mostly just for fun
i assume this app brought this question on bro?
but we should def consider this biological nanotech shit now
and also maybe the matrix
and like
other conspiracy theories mostly just for fun
i assume this app brought this question on bro?
[ oh my god. ]
i didnt think it was that important to you
i dont really know how we would sing in the morning
unless when we go to school together is what you mean???
im sure he would reject it gruffly like he always does!
dave
im not sure how to tell you this...
and i dont want you to think that im against you finding true love but
my mom is my mom and she is married and also thirty four while you are seventeen
also that is illegal
i didnt think it was that important to you
i dont really know how we would sing in the morning
unless when we go to school together is what you mean???
im sure he would reject it gruffly like he always does!
dave
im not sure how to tell you this...
and i dont want you to think that im against you finding true love but
my mom is my mom and she is married and also thirty four while you are seventeen
also that is illegal
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