1) the birds are definitely never singing when you send me wake up texts btw i was already up i was showering tho have i mentioned how weird it is to get legit shower time ever like dirk moved out a while ago i know but its still weird 2) you always say that about sharp turns but im not sure i believe you ill hold onto the what the fuck is it called that like strappy thing by the window where i guess you hang dry cleaning? what is the purpose of it anyway 3) we have a box of thin mints on order with the girl down the street i think 4) i can offer you a wide array of pop tarts or maybe scrambled eggs if i try really hard
oh dave but the birdies in my heart are singing when i wake up every morning!!!!!! ok it is actually my alarm clock hehehehe you mention that every time you shower dave i know dirk took long showers but was it really that bad???
some people call those chicken handles! i think that name is pretty adorable :D chickens are pretty cute!! have you ever seen one :o when theyre chicks they make the cutest little peeps and i love them also theyre mostly for getting in and out of a car lol
i never understand why you have so many flavors of poptarts...... there are even some limited edition ones in there! which i suppose is very nice and all but that just seems like a lot of processed food anyway no! mom and i are going to eat something before we go to school i was just asking :p
when are you gonna sing for me in the morning wolf if your heart birds are singing so should you also yeah it was that bad dude could live in a shower i stg and i say that as a dude with two older sisters who also need their shower time
have i ever seen a chicken? yes we had chickens in texas shockingly i mean ok maybe i only ever saw like 1 irl but that counts
oh is your mom also going to be coming to school with us you didnt warn me about this wow also in that case im having a strawberry poptart because today i cannot be fucked to be a healthy child
wooooooow i would have never guessed that texas had chickens i am the most surprised! it is me of course texas had chickens, dumpass! i know that :o but i wanted to know if you had seen one in person
oh if its a problem we can walk i havent really asked yet so im not sure but considering we only have two cars, i would assume mom would be there plus i dont have my license yet...... so i need a licensed person there with me
save me a bite!!!!!!! i have changed my mind sort of i only want a little taste
i have seen at least 1 chicken in person please dont follow this up with inviting me to have chicken your dad killed @ your place please please please
jade when is it ever a problem though i have a license technically because im amazing but its not a problem i just you know needed the heads up so i dont wear anything a mom would like go dave why the fuck at so no photo of my dick shirt today i guess maybe ill wear a random band t
wow! and what do i have to do to make it count, singy mcpianopants
are there even chickens around for my dad to hunt anyway im not inviting you over to dinner again after how you reacted when you saw the deer head :\ you should respect the animal enough to eat the whole thing, dave liver isnt that bad!
its a problem when you call her hot and then mom and i have to pretend we didnt hear that lol you just seemed kind of off put by it i dont know, she might catch a ride with dad today and then drive us home we dont really have a plan
wait do you mean the moby dick shirt or an actual dick pic :\ i also dont want to see your dick pics so dont wear a dick pic shirt if its just us
wow so gentlemanly!!!! as long as it has some filling there, i am ok with any piece
sing to me specifically obviously i need my morning serenade how could you have been keeping it from me all these years?
i dont know im sure your dad could find some chickens if he tried like dude can kill a bear he can def hunt down some chickens theyre like five tiers lower than bear if not more also maybe MAYBE you shouldnt just not warn a guy about deer heads in fridges or whatever like just going out on a limb here jade
im not gonna call her hot!!! and im not put off by it your parents are great i never have anything against spending time with them i just like forewarning so i can prepare myself and try not to say things that i sometimes say im not gonna call her hot though
the moby dick shirt i dont have an actual dick pic shirt you like the moby dick shirt dont you i thought you thought it was funny
ok ill make sure to get you a piece with premium filling im just that chivalrous
oh that is so rich coming from a guy who gets nightly serenades from me!!!! you are acting as if i never sing to you but i do it at least three times a week you are very greedy :p
i did not know the deer head was in there! usually it is just the guts or something like that....... which is still gross, i know :( to be honest, i was surprised when i opened your fridge and the meat was packaged like that :o prepackaged meat is so expensive, i had no idea! it seems like a little bit of a luxury to me....... also it is true that he can hunt a bear! and bear fat is sadly delicious :(
my dad doesnt seem to really care when you call him hot, i guess??? but moms always been a little easier to read in social situations
yes but what if you sing different in the morning jade we never know also i feel like i should start singing to you in the morning to make it fair wtf stop that
ok but at least my fridge didnt contain bambi staring woefully at you two different things kind of man why are we discussing this again
im not gonna call either of your parents hot!
cool i thought so but like it might not be mom approved so
i dont think i sound different in the morning, dave i am just me and i think i always sound the same does it really mean that much to you that youd sing in the morning too?? :o
you think my dad can hunt chickens im not saying that they arent different but they are still sort of similar! our families have very different eating habits and it was a surprise to us both
please dont call them dilf or milf either
hahahahaha are you kidding me????? mom would think that it is a little weird but like the literature reference! you should give her more credit, dave she is more than just a pretty face!!!!!
i didnt think it was that important to you i dont really know how we would sing in the morning unless when we go to school together is what you mean???
im sure he would reject it gruffly like he always does!
dave im not sure how to tell you this... and i dont want you to think that im against you finding true love but my mom is my mom and she is married and also thirty four while you are seventeen also that is illegal
look attractive though your mom is that wasnt what i meant if crossquestioned id say i ship your parents together and honestly like anyone who tried to go against that would just be shit youre just giving me a hard time you and rose suck just fyi
anyway back to the main topic of singing i meant ill serenade you sometime it seems unfair i am always the one being serenaded in this friendship im equal rights in terms of serenades every friend should be allowed to serenade their other friends boombox optional although strongly encouraged why isnt that like a universally accepted thing already
you ship them? also yes i am just giving you a hard time haha i know you wouldnt do anything to get in between my parents! but also your crush is a liiiiiitle bit obvious :p
well, i think we would get a noise complaint before you could even finish your song! i dont really mind it is kind of like paying a toll to get in your room it makes me feel a little gallant to play a song for you before i am permitted into the princess room! :D but your political stance in serenading is noted maybe later!
why wouldnt i theyve been a solid couple ever since i met them
[ he manages to ACTUALLY DELETE "no its not" and moves the fuck on to: ]
hey wtf why would we get a noise complaint my melodic tones are banging and everyone would be honoured to be graced with them also hey if im the princess dont i get some singing rights wheres my dramatic balcony number i feel cheated
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we would get a noise complaint because the owner is a little bit of a grouch, dumpass it has nothing to do with your singing if you want to play romeo and juliet then just say so though! i had no idea you would get so into a game of pretend at this age :o
i think they put a lot of effort into their relationship and i think that counts for a hell of a lot as long as youre willing to put in the time even if it isnt an easy thing doesnt that mean youre solid?
oh true your dad would not like serenades but maybe i will phone serenade you what then also no lets not do romeo and juliet wed have to die at the end???
i suppose you are right! ive never been in a relationship so i wouldnt really know......
then i would say that you would probably just about bypass my dad all together to be honest, i am surprised your parents havent told me to cut it out yet lol maybe they liked the hotline bling cover but romeo and juliet is the one with the balcony scene, isnt it???? we can make our own ending something a lot happier :)
i mean neither have i really but thats just my take on things based from having seen my siblings date and also our parents being together and whatever i dont think relationships are ever picture perfect when theyre solid because nothing is really but that makes them worth it in the end
they have stellar music tastes and also they think its funny i think what kind of ending were you planning on though does it involve world domination
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the sun is shining and the birdies are singing
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but anyway get upppppppppppp its a school day!
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i will not take sharp turns in the mini van
scouts honor<3
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it counts even though i have never been a girl scout
wait!!!!
did we order girl scout cookies yet :o
ok im done.
...
:o
are you getting breakfast????
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btw i was already up i was showering tho
have i mentioned how weird it is to get legit shower time ever
like
dirk moved out a while ago i know but its still weird
2) you always say that about sharp turns but im not sure i believe you
ill hold onto the
what the fuck is it called
that like strappy thing by the window
where i guess you hang dry cleaning?
what is the purpose of it
anyway
3) we have a box of thin mints on order with the girl down the street i think
4) i can offer you a wide array of pop tarts or maybe scrambled eggs if i try really hard
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ok it is actually my alarm clock hehehehe
you mention that every time you shower dave
i know dirk took long showers but was it really that bad???
some people call those chicken handles!
i think that name is pretty adorable :D
chickens are pretty cute!!
have you ever seen one :o
when theyre chicks they make the cutest little peeps and i love them
also theyre mostly for getting in and out of a car lol
i never understand why you have so many flavors of poptarts......
there are even some limited edition ones in there!
which i suppose is very nice and all but that just seems like a lot of processed food
anyway
no!
mom and i are going to eat something before we go to school
i was just asking :p
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if your heart birds are singing so should you
also yeah it was that bad
dude could live in a shower i stg
and i say that as a dude with two older sisters
who also need their shower time
have i ever seen a chicken?
yes
we had chickens in texas shockingly
i mean
ok
maybe i only ever saw like 1 irl but that counts
oh is your mom also going to be coming to school with us
you didnt warn me about this wow
also in that case im having a strawberry poptart
because today i cannot be fucked to be a healthy child
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who says i dont sing in the morning?
wooooooow
i would have never guessed that texas had chickens
i am the most surprised! it is me
of course texas had chickens, dumpass!
i know that :o
but i wanted to know if you had seen one in person
oh
if its a problem we can walk
i havent really asked yet so im not sure but considering we only have two cars, i would assume mom would be there
plus i dont have my license yet......
so i need a licensed person there with me
save me a bite!!!!!!!
i have changed my mind sort of
i only want a little taste
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i have seen at least 1 chicken in person
please dont follow this up with inviting me to have chicken your dad killed @ your place
please please please
jade when is it ever a problem
though i have a license technically
because im amazing
but its not a problem i just you know
needed the heads up so i dont wear anything a mom would like go
dave why the fuck at
so no photo of my dick shirt today i guess
maybe ill wear a random band t
edge or middle bite
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and what do i have to do to make it count, singy mcpianopants
are there even chickens around for my dad to hunt
anyway im not inviting you over to dinner again after how you reacted when you saw the deer head :\
you should respect the animal enough to eat the whole thing, dave
liver isnt that bad!
its a problem when you call her hot and then mom and i have to pretend we didnt hear that lol
you just seemed kind of off put by it
i dont know, she might catch a ride with dad today and then drive us home
we dont really have a plan
wait do you mean the moby dick shirt or an actual dick pic :\
i also dont want to see your dick pics so dont wear a dick pic shirt if its just us
wow so gentlemanly!!!!
as long as it has some filling there, i am ok with any piece
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i need my morning serenade
how could you have been keeping it from me all these years?
i dont know im sure your dad could find some chickens if he tried
like
dude can kill a bear
he can def hunt down some chickens theyre like five tiers lower than bear if not more
also
maybe
MAYBE
you shouldnt just not warn a guy about deer heads in fridges or whatever
like
just going out on a limb here jade
im not gonna call her hot!!!
and im not put off by it your parents are great
i never have anything against spending time with them
i just like forewarning so i can prepare myself
and try not to say
things
that i sometimes say
im not gonna call her hot though
the moby dick shirt i dont have an actual dick pic shirt
you like the moby dick shirt dont you
i thought you thought it was funny
ok ill make sure to get you a piece with premium filling
im just that chivalrous
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you are acting as if i never sing to you but i do it at least three times a week
you are very greedy :p
i did not know the deer head was in there!
usually it is just the guts or something like that.......
which is still gross, i know :(
to be honest, i was surprised when i opened your fridge and the meat was packaged like that :o
prepackaged meat is so expensive, i had no idea!
it seems like a little bit of a luxury to me.......
also it is true that he can hunt a bear!
and bear fat is sadly delicious :(
my dad doesnt seem to really care when you call him hot, i guess???
but moms always been a little easier to read in social situations
the moby dick shirt is hilarious
i like it!
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we never know
also i feel like i should start singing to you in the morning to make it fair wtf
stop that
ok but
at least my fridge didnt contain bambi staring woefully at you
two different things kind of
man why are we discussing this again
im not gonna call either of your parents hot!
cool i thought so
but like
it might not be mom approved so
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i am just me and i think i always sound the same
does it really mean that much to you that youd sing in the morning too?? :o
you think my dad can hunt chickens
im not saying that they arent different
but they are still sort of similar!
our families have very different eating habits and it was a surprise to us both
please dont call them dilf or milf either
hahahahaha are you kidding me?????
mom would think that it is a little weird but like the literature reference!
you should give her more credit, dave
she is more than just a pretty face!!!!!
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why wouldnt i?
i mean i cant promise a ukulele ballad so of course im a little less awesome but
yeah because your dad could hunt chickens
i think he could hunt anything
its a compliment
im ignoring that slander against my character
so you think i should wear the moby shirt???
look its important to me your mom doesnt think im like
a complete loser
because shes like cool and stuff
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i didnt think it was that important to you
i dont really know how we would sing in the morning
unless when we go to school together is what you mean???
im sure he would reject it gruffly like he always does!
dave
im not sure how to tell you this...
and i dont want you to think that im against you finding true love but
my mom is my mom and she is married and also thirty four while you are seventeen
also that is illegal
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damnit jade
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if crossquestioned id say i ship your parents together and honestly like
anyone who tried to go against that would just be
shit youre just giving me a hard time
you and rose suck just fyi
anyway back to the main topic of singing
i meant ill serenade you sometime
it seems unfair i am always the one being serenaded in this friendship
im equal rights in terms of serenades
every friend should be allowed to serenade their other friends
boombox optional although strongly encouraged
why isnt that like a universally accepted thing already
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also yes i am just giving you a hard time haha
i know you wouldnt do anything to get in between my parents!
but also your crush is a liiiiiitle bit obvious :p
well, i think we would get a noise complaint before you could even finish your song!
i dont really mind
it is kind of like paying a toll to get in your room
it makes me feel a little gallant to play a song for you before i am permitted into the princess room! :D
but your political stance in serenading is noted
maybe later!
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[ he manages to ACTUALLY DELETE "no its not" and moves the fuck on to: ]
hey wtf why would we get a noise complaint
my melodic tones are banging and everyone would be honoured to be graced with them
also hey if im the princess dont i get some singing rights
wheres my dramatic balcony number i feel cheated
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you think so?
[ not that anything is wrong, but. jade remembers her fair share of not so solid moments. ]
we would get a noise complaint because the owner is a little bit of a grouch, dumpass
it has nothing to do with your singing
if you want to play romeo and juliet then just say so though!
i had no idea you would get so into a game of pretend at this age :o
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and i think that counts for a hell of a lot
as long as youre willing to put in the time even if it isnt an easy thing
doesnt that mean youre solid?
oh true
your dad would not like serenades
but maybe i will phone serenade you what then
also no lets not do romeo and juliet
wed have to die at the end???
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ive never been in a relationship so i wouldnt really know......
then i would say that you would probably just about bypass my dad all together
to be honest, i am surprised your parents havent told me to cut it out yet lol
maybe they liked the hotline bling cover
but romeo and juliet is the one with the balcony scene, isnt it????
we can make our own ending
something a lot happier :)
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but thats just my take on things based from having seen my siblings date
and also our parents being together
and whatever
i dont think relationships are ever picture perfect when theyre solid
because nothing is really
but that makes them worth it in the end
they have stellar music tastes and also they think its funny i think
what kind of ending were you planning on though
does it involve world domination
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thats like my favorite jade icon wtf
ISNT IT ADORABLE
YEAH and that is like my fave of your dave/jade icons shit
ITS RECOLLE
shit it is perfectly
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