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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

i promise
you can chill the crude ogre level of intimidation

[ thought process: "if i have to live with giant ogres in clownwear so does dirk now that he's being annoying" ]

[splinten]

[He's still not satisfied because NOW THAT HE HAS BEEN PLAYED WITH ONCE he is on high alert for everything.]

I don't know what you're talking about but I'm not intimidating you.
I'm trying to figure out if I've upset my brother.
A task made Herculean now that it's been made clear to me I can't trust that I haven't.

[suck it dave his session just has skeletons]

[parodeity]

wait wait wait
forget that
seriously????
you dont know what im talking about
what the fuck i refuse to be alone with this hold on

[ im not drawing it but he takes 10 minutes during which he just. ignores any further messages??? to draw and send a sbahj level art version of one of these guys surrounded by question marks. ]

[splinten]

I'm not forgetting that.
Dave, this is important.

[He's ignored though and he just gets. that.]

Never seen one.

[parodeity]

what the fuck
well what the hell is the point of a hallucniomemory of monsters in clownsuits if i cant inflict it on other people
this sucks
i hate my life i get weird puppets and inane monsters and theyre apparently unconnected to ANYTHING

[splinten]

[UGH he's going to bring this up tomorrow when they hang out then!]

The snuff puppets?

[parodeity]

[ godspeed, dirk. dave's officially too fast to catch?

he gets a doodle of the weird...green...person puppet from the blender, a badly done saw puppet on a bike after which dave just photoshops in a picture of the actual puppet from saw, and a dave-level drawing of a smuppet surrounded by annoyed and unsure emojis. he apparently has something against whatever the fuck that is? ]

no im racking up lots of puppet memories here
like
up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong
my memories are starting to get uncomfortably full of the damn things
im like the epicenter of a cyclone of my own personal hell full of long coarse kermit cock and like
straight up wriggling goddamned puppet pelvises
in addition to the creepy watchdog puppets that apparently have cameras
and like
the puppets that exist to die on said cameras films
but just
just
everything buried in felt
this is my life now i think to myself as it just keeps happening

its actually starting to make me really uncomfortable to tell the truth

[splinten]

I can see why.
By the way.
I just saw the dong and ass puppets. In a pile with hats and some robot parts.
None of the other ones but I remembered those specific puppets.
It could be the same location. Did you see any robot things?

[parodeity]

thats a hard no
just a puppet trap
like
haha actually both of these memories are so fucking creepy out of context
im not sure any context would make them less so?
like did i extrapolate on the puppet snuff details i dont remember but
the latest one there was like a puzzle piece in either blood or drippy red marker drawn on a trap door
with hello dave written inside
so i pulled the like string thing to tug the door down
and then i was just buried in puppets
i did not see any robot things tho
there was a lot going on around there but like i dont think any of it was robotic

can we enact a puppet ban in our lives

[splinten]

I'm good with a puppet ban.
Also that seems like whoever set that up was behind the Billy puppet.
Dude had to be way too into Saw.

[parodeity]

if i remember having to cut off my own limb im out
similarly going out on a limb and saying im not interested in meeting whoever set that up

[splinten]

Sad that a severed limb doesn't seem unreasonable at this point.
Jigsaw would be a pretty bad dude to hang with.

[parodeity]

you would think
which begs the question of
why was i hanging out with whoever it was

[splinten]

I don't want to suggest that Jigsaw kidnapped you.

[parodeity]

i dont think that was it anyway
like
i imagine i would have felt different emotionally had i been kidnapped

[splinten]

Not sure if that makes me worry more or less. What was the feeling?

[parodeity]

uhhhhh

[ he sends that alone to let dirk know he's thinking about it and hasn't passed out on him or anything.

how to describe it? ]

unsurprised
weirded out but unsurprised
kind of tired

resigned?

[splinten]

[Hm.]

Not to overstate the obvious.
But that's kinda fucked up.

[parodeity]

i mean i get it?
considering every other hallucinomemory ive had
the puppet shit is pretty lowkey
any reaction of "wow life sure does happen"
where those like
acid rainbow trips can occur
and also crocodiles and soup
i get it
im pretty sure i must have been done with the world

[splinten]

That was my vibe for the first rainbow thing.
"Life sure does happen," and the resignation. Not so much the rest of it.
Second one not as much.

[parodeity]

oh
see
i actually had that resigned feeling when i remembered dying
only on maybe
a grander scale?
i knew it was going to happen
and i let it

[splinten]

Do you get that feeling in a lot of these?

[parodeity]

letting shit happen?
kinda
does that count as being suicidal do you think
i dont think that was exactly it
but i gotta say it wasnt
hm
actually probably the healthiest mindset i remember feeling
was like
when we were drugged out on sugar
honestly

[splinten]

Say Yes to Drugs.
I don't know if it counts as suicidal in an active way, despite the actual death involved. But it isn't exactly not suicidal.
The sugar thing did have the advantage of being Rose's wedding to a weird grey person.
It is probably the best I remember feeling too.

[parodeity]

im worried