I did take pictures, I did not jerk off in your dark room. [But he nuzzles against Dave's cheek even when his voice drops to a lower tone.] Then again, sometimes you're not around and things happen.
[He's 100% just fucking with him but he's having a great time.]
All of the above? I basically gift-wrapped nudes for you and that is really kind of a lot. [He pushed himself out of his comfort zone and then went a little too far and enjoyed himself. It's fine.]
...So you totally actually did get turned on. [ there's maybe faint amusement but he'll just hug john since he figures john could use it. ] I solemnly promise to never let anyone into this particular closet. And, like. [ hm. ] I don't know, let me now something that's really kind of a lot I could do for you. Besides camping, I've already agreed to like three trips.
Talk dirty to me after dinner then, I don't care. [He kisses Dave's face again though because he can and backs him out of the closet.] Dinner itself should be just about ready and if not I'll improvise.
[He takes Dave's hand and he leads him into the kitchen where he's kicking out a chair for him to have a seat. Give him a second to bustle around, grabbing plates and taking things out of ovens and warmers and yeah. It's dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, baked mac and cheese, a bottle of champagne and also sparkling apple cider and he leaves the pie in the over but Dave can probably smell it pretty easily.]
I had extra time on my hands today. [He says, as if he didn't take time specifically to do things for Dave.]
You made sure you didn't work, didn't you. [ he'll take the seat and
okay if john looks over dave is photographing him. is he really surprised??? ] ...not sure how much champagne I want tonight, we've established I'm a lightweight.
I don't have to be a time player to make sure I have time for you. [Shut the fuck up, John. He's busy setting the table and he's also chuckling to himself.] You're an adorable lightweight to be honest, and it's really more just for celebratory purposes. You don't have to drink any of it if you don't--
--[He notices the camera then. And sighs lightly. It's Dave's birthday, so this is allowed. (Like it isn't allowed any other time.)] Want to. But the option is out there.
[ dave just grins as he takes a shot of john. ] Maybe one glass? If we're still on for tonight I'd rather not be a lightweight. Also fuck you I'm not the adorable one??
You really are though. [He grins for the camera at least.]
...we are still on for tonight though, yes. So take that as you will. One glass is enough, I think, and we can save the rest. [Is that how champagne works? Hell if he knows.]
Give him a second to serve Dave dinner. The nuggets are a specific mix of t-rexes and pterodactyls.]
But are the sequels as good as the originals? I think I only saw like the first...two? [That seems right. He's also pouring champagne before he'll finally sit tf down.]
Is anything? [ ... ] Us not included. I like to think we're pretty good sequels. [ he'll have a sip of champagne to chase down his dinosaur. very elegant. ]
Of course we're good sequels. We're sort of the same as the originals. [Such elegance much class. Not that John's doing much better given he's following suit.] Wait we're not watching the first Land Before Time tonight are we?
...so I take it you already know exactly what you want to do after dinner. [He raises his eyebrows gently, a teasing grin there but also...yeah, he's thinking about that, too.]
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[He's 100% just fucking with him but he's having a great time.]
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[ john what did you do ]
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I promise I will only make you go camping when it's warm as long as no one is ever allowed in this closet then. Deal?
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[ dave can just speed it up or whatever.
he kisses john's dumb face back and then just
yeah he'll walk backwards downstairs probably ]
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...they're both doing well.]
...I was serious about the chicken nuggets by the way because you're you.
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I had extra time on my hands today. [He says, as if he didn't take time specifically to do things for Dave.]
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okay if john looks over dave is photographing him. is he really surprised??? ] ...not sure how much champagne I want tonight, we've established I'm a lightweight.
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--[He notices the camera then. And sighs lightly. It's Dave's birthday, so this is allowed. (Like it isn't allowed any other time.)] Want to. But the option is out there.
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[ how many photos of john does he need... ]
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...we are still on for tonight though, yes. So take that as you will. One glass is enough, I think, and we can save the rest. [Is that how champagne works? Hell if he knows.]
Give him a second to serve Dave dinner. The nuggets are a specific mix of t-rexes and pterodactyls.]
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[Go redder, Dave.]
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