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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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Dude, no. I mean, yes, maybe, if you were a pro but - it gives them your personality. [ he drapes an arm over john's shoulders. ] And also you actually took pictures for me without me nagging you? ...And apparently maybe jerked off, I can't tell.

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I did take pictures, I did not jerk off in your dark room. [But he nuzzles against Dave's cheek even when his voice drops to a lower tone.] Then again, sometimes you're not around and things happen.

[He's 100% just fucking with him but he's having a great time.]

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[ rude. ] I meant the picture where you're lickin' your hand. Or it was just simulating that?

[ john what did you do ]

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Not telling. [But there's a kiss to his cheek anyway.] I kind of thought maybe that would be overkill.

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The picture, telling me, or doing it? [ rude! ]

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All of the above? I basically gift-wrapped nudes for you and that is really kind of a lot. [He pushed himself out of his comfort zone and then went a little too far and enjoyed himself. It's fine.]

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...So you totally actually did get turned on. [ there's maybe faint amusement but he'll just hug john since he figures john could use it. ] I solemnly promise to never let anyone into this particular closet. And, like. [ hm. ] I don't know, let me now something that's really kind of a lot I could do for you. Besides camping, I've already agreed to like three trips.

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[Ignore the fact he's blushing plz and ty. But the hug is nice and he leans into it.]

I promise I will only make you go camping when it's warm as long as no one is ever allowed in this closet then. Deal?

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Deal. [ ... ] We should talk about this more later 'cause it's hot as fuck but also dinner smells great?

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Talk dirty to me after dinner then, I don't care. [He kisses Dave's face again though because he can and backs him out of the closet.] Dinner itself should be just about ready and if not I'll improvise.

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If not you're dating a time player.

[ dave can just speed it up or whatever.

he kisses john's dumb face back and then just

yeah he'll walk backwards downstairs probably ]

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That's true. [He looks very pleased with him all the same when Dave kisses his stupid face and while Dave walks backwards John's...floating...

...they're both doing well.]

...I was serious about the chicken nuggets by the way because you're you.

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I figured you were because you're you. [ dave sighs finally and lets go to walk normally, but he snags john's hand again. ]

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[He takes Dave's hand and he leads him into the kitchen where he's kicking out a chair for him to have a seat. Give him a second to bustle around, grabbing plates and taking things out of ovens and warmers and yeah. It's dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, baked mac and cheese, a bottle of champagne and also sparkling apple cider and he leaves the pie in the over but Dave can probably smell it pretty easily.]

I had extra time on my hands today. [He says, as if he didn't take time specifically to do things for Dave.]

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You made sure you didn't work, didn't you. [ he'll take the seat and

okay if john looks over dave is photographing him. is he really surprised??? ] ...not sure how much champagne I want tonight, we've established I'm a lightweight.

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I don't have to be a time player to make sure I have time for you. [Shut the fuck up, John. He's busy setting the table and he's also chuckling to himself.] You're an adorable lightweight to be honest, and it's really more just for celebratory purposes. You don't have to drink any of it if you don't--

--[He notices the camera then. And sighs lightly. It's Dave's birthday, so this is allowed. (Like it isn't allowed any other time.)] Want to. But the option is out there.

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[ dave just grins as he takes a shot of john. ] Maybe one glass? If we're still on for tonight I'd rather not be a lightweight. Also fuck you I'm not the adorable one??

[ how many photos of john does he need... ]

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You really are though. [He grins for the camera at least.]

...we are still on for tonight though, yes. So take that as you will. One glass is enough, I think, and we can save the rest. [Is that how champagne works? Hell if he knows.]

Give him a second to serve Dave dinner. The nuggets are a specific mix of t-rexes and pterodactyls.]

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[ he will eat a trex first. ] We should marathon Land Before Time sometime? There's like twenty movies or something absurd...

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But are the sequels as good as the originals? I think I only saw like the first...two? [That seems right. He's also pouring champagne before he'll finally sit tf down.]

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Is anything? [ ... ] Us not included. I like to think we're pretty good sequels. [ he'll have a sip of champagne to chase down his dinosaur. very elegant. ]

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Of course we're good sequels. We're sort of the same as the originals. [Such elegance much class. Not that John's doing much better given he's following suit.] Wait we're not watching the first Land Before Time tonight are we?

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Um... [ like. he likes the movie? but. ] We have all of tomorrow to have marathons.

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...so I take it you already know exactly what you want to do after dinner. [He raises his eyebrows gently, a teasing grin there but also...yeah, he's thinking about that, too.]

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[ is john interested in dave going red, or. ] Like you object??