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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

[He takes Dave's hand and he leads him into the kitchen where he's kicking out a chair for him to have a seat. Give him a second to bustle around, grabbing plates and taking things out of ovens and warmers and yeah. It's dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, baked mac and cheese, a bottle of champagne and also sparkling apple cider and he leaves the pie in the over but Dave can probably smell it pretty easily.]

I had extra time on my hands today. [He says, as if he didn't take time specifically to do things for Dave.]

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You made sure you didn't work, didn't you. [ he'll take the seat and

okay if john looks over dave is photographing him. is he really surprised??? ] ...not sure how much champagne I want tonight, we've established I'm a lightweight.

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I don't have to be a time player to make sure I have time for you. [Shut the fuck up, John. He's busy setting the table and he's also chuckling to himself.] You're an adorable lightweight to be honest, and it's really more just for celebratory purposes. You don't have to drink any of it if you don't--

--[He notices the camera then. And sighs lightly. It's Dave's birthday, so this is allowed. (Like it isn't allowed any other time.)] Want to. But the option is out there.

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[ dave just grins as he takes a shot of john. ] Maybe one glass? If we're still on for tonight I'd rather not be a lightweight. Also fuck you I'm not the adorable one??

[ how many photos of john does he need... ]

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You really are though. [He grins for the camera at least.]

...we are still on for tonight though, yes. So take that as you will. One glass is enough, I think, and we can save the rest. [Is that how champagne works? Hell if he knows.]

Give him a second to serve Dave dinner. The nuggets are a specific mix of t-rexes and pterodactyls.]

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[ he will eat a trex first. ] We should marathon Land Before Time sometime? There's like twenty movies or something absurd...

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But are the sequels as good as the originals? I think I only saw like the first...two? [That seems right. He's also pouring champagne before he'll finally sit tf down.]

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Is anything? [ ... ] Us not included. I like to think we're pretty good sequels. [ he'll have a sip of champagne to chase down his dinosaur. very elegant. ]

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Of course we're good sequels. We're sort of the same as the originals. [Such elegance much class. Not that John's doing much better given he's following suit.] Wait we're not watching the first Land Before Time tonight are we?

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Um... [ like. he likes the movie? but. ] We have all of tomorrow to have marathons.

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...so I take it you already know exactly what you want to do after dinner. [He raises his eyebrows gently, a teasing grin there but also...yeah, he's thinking about that, too.]

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[ is john interested in dave going red, or. ] Like you object??

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[Yes.] Maybe not, but if that was the case we could have waited on dinner.

[Go redder, Dave.]

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[ he does and throws a chicken nugget (pterodactyl) at john's face. ] You made it special, obviously we were havin' it first.

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[It bounces off of his forehead and he laughs.] The whole evening's supposed to be special, dumbass. It's yours.

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...we can still back out? [ as usual he's just...checking ]

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We can. But I don't want to. [He gives him a Look.] I've...kind of prepared for this. So. No backing out unless you really want to.

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...did you watch more terrible gay porn. [ it's only half a joke... ]

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No. I just bought some stuff. [...he picks up that fallen pterodactyl from where it bounced onto his plate and eats it.]

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This sounds like a shady drug deal suddenly. [ dave props his chin on one hand, trying to conceal a smile. ] ...I'm still sure.

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[He does jack shit to hide his own grin.] I am, too. We have all evening and zero interruptions. Plus it's cold and it's a good excuse to warm up.

[...yeah, he's still just joking but also he's Prepared]

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[ dave raises an eyebrow. ] Think you're up to keeping me warm, then? [ but john does seem up to it and that's encouraging. ] I'll have to give you a run for your money.

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Just watch me. [He's still flirting, still encouraging this all the way.] I've always been successful so far, haven't I?

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That may have to do with you being my exact physical type. [ thanks dave ]!

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Ah, yeah, I always knew you were just in this relationship for my body. Is it bad that I'm okay with that? [He's only okay with it because he knows it's not true.]