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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[parodeity]

Ughhh I am not sure I want to ask her to play a dog part. The whole evil barking thing kind of sticks in your head??

[windeity]

Good point. [Yikes.] Jokes aside, if this is locked now maybe you're onto the Scooby Doo idea. Like a hidden latch or something?

[parodeity]

You want to give it a go? [ he steps aside enough so john can though jOHN CAN PROBABLY POP IT OPEN ]

[windeity]

[...shrug.] Why not? [He'll approach the cabinet, fingers around the door and digging in to pull on it. The cabinet door doesn't budge much, but just a little.] If it's stuck like this, maybe that means there is something really cool inside.

[parodeity]

Okay, now you're just getting your hopes up only to inevitably be let down by like, mold-ridden clothes.

[ but maybe there is something really cool inside! ]

[windeity]

Not sure how I feel about mold-ridden clothes. Can we even get rid of mold? [Pryyyyying. Let him be hopeful!!]

[parodeity]

Uh...wash them and pray for the best? That said, none of the clothes I've found have been any more tempting than magically comfortable and clean pajamas. So like.

[windeity]

Yeah, the stuff Minato and I found were kind of lame, too. I like the whole self-cleaning part of the pajamas. [Pullling! And the cabinet pops open!] Dude, I got it!

[parodeity]

I loosened it for you. [ he definitely did not. ]

[windeity]

Yeah, I know. Thanks for that! [He definitely knows Dave did not, but whatever. He'll pry open the cabinet and out falls...

...a bunch of clothes. But at least they aren't moldy? There's also a small tool kit.]

This is definitely not that exciting.

[parodeity]

[ thanks for humoring him, john. ]

What's in the kit? [ he knows fuck all about most tools but ] I feel like the clothes are useless when we're not gonna do a fashion show.

[windeity]

Uh...[Give him a second to pry it open.] It looks like a hammer, a screwdriver, and some rusty pliers. Not bad I guess. [Not that he knows how to use some of these entirely but whatever.] Did you want to do a fashion show?

[parodeity]

I think it would be funny to make you do one? [ john in period clothes sounds somehow hilarious. ]

[windeity]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me. [He grins though.] Doesn't a fashion show require more than one person?

[No promises, but just saying.]

[parodeity]

I give you permission to make up alternate personalities to assist you in the fashion show.

[windeity]

I don't know how to make up alternate personalities though? I'm not good at LARPing.

[parodeity]

I am 80% sure you LARP'd us into existence.

[windeity]

That is totally different. [It's really not, given how he looks a little embarrassed.] That could have been anybody.

[parodeity]

[ dave's eyebrows lift in silent disbelief. ]

[windeity]

[He folds his arms over his chest in a challenge-stance.] You're telling me that if you saw a biologist suit in your size you wouldn't but it on? Even just out of curiosity?

[parodeity]

Dude, what if it had been somewhere nasty?? [ like. he's a cat. so. he probably would have at least investigated... ]

[windeity]

When has that stopped either of us? You're the one who's talking about putting on clothes that were stored in a stuck cabinet for probably way too long.

[parodeity]

Yeah but on you, not on me???

[windeity]

Okay, well, I'm not doing it unless you're doing it, too. So there.

[parodeity]

Oh, come on. That's cruel and unusual punishment and you definitely owe me??