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DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[parodeity]

I mean...scissors have a cleaner cut, kinda, for fabric?

[windeity]

In a pinch we can use a blade and just hold the fabric tight. I have stuff we can weigh it down with so the cut doesn't go crooked. At least until we find something better.

[parodeity]

Yeah. So...fashion show?

[windeity]

[...sigh.] Cannot believe you talk me into these things. [But okay. He'll grab for a peasant-shirt and eyeball it before he just kind of slips out of his godtier shirt to figure it out? The godtier shirt and hood goes into the sylladex and he's busy pulling on the other shirt.]

Not the most exciting color, dude. [It's pretty plain and there are a few obvious holes, but alas.]

[parodeity]

[ okay hi and by shirtless john, glad one of them doesn't have an issue doing that. ]

You don't know that. It could be neon orange?

[windeity]

And we will never know because everything is boring. [He holds up a sleeve doubtfully.] This is still pretty lame but not too uncomfortable, I guess.

[parodeity]

All the gray makes your eyes pop, I guess? [ dubiously. ] I bet if the monochrome retreats all of these clothes will be unfortunate but comfort over fashion. For now.

[windeity]

[He just kind of looks at Dave but okay.]

For now. But that is what the godtier pajamas are for in the first place so it's fine.

[parodeity]

...I guess they pretty much did prep us to have zero wardrobe changes for several years. Thanks, Sburb. Our planet was destroyed by meteors and then fish hitler apparently, and all we got were these lousy pjs?

[windeity]

They grew with us for the last three years, too, and I think it's weird but I cannot complain. They were color-coded so that was nice. [A shrug.] Can I change now?

[parodeity]

[ dave's expression: mild ??? ] What would you even do if I said no?

[windeity]

...probably change anyway. [So mostly he's just being polite for a bit.]

[parodeity]

Then why ask if you don't care about how the only joy in my life rn is you in a silly shirt?

[windeity]

Me wearing a silly shirt is not the only joy. [...but he's less inclined to remove it now THANKS DAVE...] I'm keeping my pajama pants though. I am not meant for a monochrome look.

[parodeity]

[ i can't believe dave can talk him into this shit ] Technically the all blue ensemble is monochrome.

[windeity]

No it's not. It's blue. [....John may or may not just assume monochrome only means black and white in this case.] And my shoes are yellow so that counts.

[parodeity]

Monochrome. One color? Dude, it's right in the word.

[windeity]

The shoes are still a different color so the whole outfit isn't monochrome. Also I'm not Rose, words are not my thing.

[parodeity]

We really need to teach you number starts at least. One, four...

[ he's teasing. ]

[windeity]

[This time he takes off the shirt and throws it at Dave's face :|]

[parodeity]

[ congratulations. dave strider is officially just laughing at john egbert even as he catches the shirt. ]

[windeity]

[And now John has no shirt because John's an idiot who throws things he needs, like, all the time.] Quit laughing! It's not that funny.

[parodeity]

[ why DOES he end up shirtless around dave this much. wtf. ] It's kinda funny. ...You didn't think this through at all, did you.

[windeity]

[They're fine ok.] I absolutely did not think this through which is probably really bad.

[parodeity]

A'ight, well. Put your legitimate shirt back on, Mr. Fanservice. I'm the only person around so it's basically a waste.