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DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[windeity]

And we will never know because everything is boring. [He holds up a sleeve doubtfully.] This is still pretty lame but not too uncomfortable, I guess.

[parodeity]

All the gray makes your eyes pop, I guess? [ dubiously. ] I bet if the monochrome retreats all of these clothes will be unfortunate but comfort over fashion. For now.

[windeity]

[He just kind of looks at Dave but okay.]

For now. But that is what the godtier pajamas are for in the first place so it's fine.

[parodeity]

...I guess they pretty much did prep us to have zero wardrobe changes for several years. Thanks, Sburb. Our planet was destroyed by meteors and then fish hitler apparently, and all we got were these lousy pjs?

[windeity]

They grew with us for the last three years, too, and I think it's weird but I cannot complain. They were color-coded so that was nice. [A shrug.] Can I change now?

[parodeity]

[ dave's expression: mild ??? ] What would you even do if I said no?

[windeity]

...probably change anyway. [So mostly he's just being polite for a bit.]

[parodeity]

Then why ask if you don't care about how the only joy in my life rn is you in a silly shirt?

[windeity]

Me wearing a silly shirt is not the only joy. [...but he's less inclined to remove it now THANKS DAVE...] I'm keeping my pajama pants though. I am not meant for a monochrome look.

[parodeity]

[ i can't believe dave can talk him into this shit ] Technically the all blue ensemble is monochrome.

[windeity]

No it's not. It's blue. [....John may or may not just assume monochrome only means black and white in this case.] And my shoes are yellow so that counts.

[parodeity]

Monochrome. One color? Dude, it's right in the word.

[windeity]

The shoes are still a different color so the whole outfit isn't monochrome. Also I'm not Rose, words are not my thing.

[parodeity]

We really need to teach you number starts at least. One, four...

[ he's teasing. ]

[windeity]

[This time he takes off the shirt and throws it at Dave's face :|]

[parodeity]

[ congratulations. dave strider is officially just laughing at john egbert even as he catches the shirt. ]

[windeity]

[And now John has no shirt because John's an idiot who throws things he needs, like, all the time.] Quit laughing! It's not that funny.

[parodeity]

[ why DOES he end up shirtless around dave this much. wtf. ] It's kinda funny. ...You didn't think this through at all, did you.

[windeity]

[They're fine ok.] I absolutely did not think this through which is probably really bad.

[parodeity]

A'ight, well. Put your legitimate shirt back on, Mr. Fanservice. I'm the only person around so it's basically a waste.

[windeity]

[He grumbles a little, something about not being fan service before sliding the godtier shirt back on.] We should take these and keep them with everything else we've been finding so people can pick through them as they want.

[parodeity]

Maybe we should try to sew up the obvious holes first, but that ain't a bad plan. At least we seem to have missed most of winter...

[windeity]

We'll see what we can find needle-wise and do that then. [And by we he means Dave.] I think we missed winter but I cannot tell exactly what time of year it is. Maybe it's spring again? But setting up a calendar for ourselves might not be a bad idea.

[parodeity]

I have one. I'd just have to sterilize it. I mean, I already have, but again...thread is a pain, but I guess we could, uh, find some or make it from really tattered clothes or...something. Also making up our own months feels wrong somehow?

[windeity]

We could probably take some of the really ripped clothes and use them for thread and stuff. That shouldn't be hard. [He makes a face.] I mean still using our actual calendar, dummy. If we can pinpoint a season we can at least guess the month couldn't we? So it's not really making them up.