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DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[windeity]

Me wearing a silly shirt is not the only joy. [...but he's less inclined to remove it now THANKS DAVE...] I'm keeping my pajama pants though. I am not meant for a monochrome look.

[parodeity]

[ i can't believe dave can talk him into this shit ] Technically the all blue ensemble is monochrome.

[windeity]

No it's not. It's blue. [....John may or may not just assume monochrome only means black and white in this case.] And my shoes are yellow so that counts.

[parodeity]

Monochrome. One color? Dude, it's right in the word.

[windeity]

The shoes are still a different color so the whole outfit isn't monochrome. Also I'm not Rose, words are not my thing.

[parodeity]

We really need to teach you number starts at least. One, four...

[ he's teasing. ]

[windeity]

[This time he takes off the shirt and throws it at Dave's face :|]

[parodeity]

[ congratulations. dave strider is officially just laughing at john egbert even as he catches the shirt. ]

[windeity]

[And now John has no shirt because John's an idiot who throws things he needs, like, all the time.] Quit laughing! It's not that funny.

[parodeity]

[ why DOES he end up shirtless around dave this much. wtf. ] It's kinda funny. ...You didn't think this through at all, did you.

[windeity]

[They're fine ok.] I absolutely did not think this through which is probably really bad.

[parodeity]

A'ight, well. Put your legitimate shirt back on, Mr. Fanservice. I'm the only person around so it's basically a waste.

[windeity]

[He grumbles a little, something about not being fan service before sliding the godtier shirt back on.] We should take these and keep them with everything else we've been finding so people can pick through them as they want.

[parodeity]

Maybe we should try to sew up the obvious holes first, but that ain't a bad plan. At least we seem to have missed most of winter...

[windeity]

We'll see what we can find needle-wise and do that then. [And by we he means Dave.] I think we missed winter but I cannot tell exactly what time of year it is. Maybe it's spring again? But setting up a calendar for ourselves might not be a bad idea.

[parodeity]

I have one. I'd just have to sterilize it. I mean, I already have, but again...thread is a pain, but I guess we could, uh, find some or make it from really tattered clothes or...something. Also making up our own months feels wrong somehow?

[windeity]

We could probably take some of the really ripped clothes and use them for thread and stuff. That shouldn't be hard. [He makes a face.] I mean still using our actual calendar, dummy. If we can pinpoint a season we can at least guess the month couldn't we? So it's not really making them up.

[parodeity]

It's somewhere between winter and spring.

[windeity]

So probably...end of February or March if we go by our calendar. My birthday's in the spring and that's april.

[parodeity]

I vote you don't get two birthdays. [ he likes being older. ]

[windeity]

It wouldn't be two birthdays! [There's a pout though so like...yeah, he thought of it.] I just want to know what to expect. That's all.

[parodeity]

You already had your yearly birthday quota. You're banned from further ones??

[windeity]

Well then we still need to know what month it is so we can gauge when your birthday is, dork. That is also important?

[parodeity]

...Oh. [ yeah that like

blatantly Did Not Occur to him ]

[windeity]

...seriously? [Dave come tf on.]