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DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[parodeity]

I am 80% sure you LARP'd us into existence.

[windeity]

That is totally different. [It's really not, given how he looks a little embarrassed.] That could have been anybody.

[parodeity]

[ dave's eyebrows lift in silent disbelief. ]

[windeity]

[He folds his arms over his chest in a challenge-stance.] You're telling me that if you saw a biologist suit in your size you wouldn't but it on? Even just out of curiosity?

[parodeity]

Dude, what if it had been somewhere nasty?? [ like. he's a cat. so. he probably would have at least investigated... ]

[windeity]

When has that stopped either of us? You're the one who's talking about putting on clothes that were stored in a stuck cabinet for probably way too long.

[parodeity]

Yeah but on you, not on me???

[windeity]

Okay, well, I'm not doing it unless you're doing it, too. So there.

[parodeity]

Oh, come on. That's cruel and unusual punishment and you definitely owe me??

[windeity]

So my punishment for owing you is to dress up in peasant clothing? [Sounds fake but okay, Dave. On the other hand he's giving the clothes a second look anyway.]

[parodeity]

Yes??? I think it's an even trade.

[ why didn't john even bother to ask what he owes dave for. john you moron. ]

[windeity]

Do I have to wear them in public...? [Why would John do something smart like that?]

[parodeity]

Nope. Just here.

[ FASHION SHOW!!!!!!! ]

[windeity]

[...SIGH.]

What do I get out of it then? [He's mostly in agreement but. Dave...]

[parodeity]

Not owing me anymore?

[ but okay, something actual... ]

Uh...I'm not sure how great I'd be at it, since I only did patchwork fixes for my own shit back in the day, but I could...attempt. To make the clothes less tragic. Kinda doubt that's worth it, though...

[windeity]

[A second time he could ask what he owes Dave for...and yet...nothing.]

It might not be a bad idea. If we know what kind of shape the clothes are in we can also work on patching up anything else we find around town.

[parodeity]

[ he will never know ]

Mm...I could use like. Better...needles for it, but again: I feel bad askin' Momo. Though I do want to ask her about medical shit at some point. We'd also need...thread? Scissors. Lord. Why is stuff so much work?

[windeity]

Medical shit is still shit that we could definitely use so I doubt she'd mind. We could probably look and see if there are basic sewing kits around? There seems to be normal tools so you would think they'd have repair kits for everything.. We don't really need scissors if we have knives though do we?

[parodeity]

I mean...scissors have a cleaner cut, kinda, for fabric?

[windeity]

In a pinch we can use a blade and just hold the fabric tight. I have stuff we can weigh it down with so the cut doesn't go crooked. At least until we find something better.

[parodeity]

Yeah. So...fashion show?

[windeity]

[...sigh.] Cannot believe you talk me into these things. [But okay. He'll grab for a peasant-shirt and eyeball it before he just kind of slips out of his godtier shirt to figure it out? The godtier shirt and hood goes into the sylladex and he's busy pulling on the other shirt.]

Not the most exciting color, dude. [It's pretty plain and there are a few obvious holes, but alas.]

[parodeity]

[ okay hi and by shirtless john, glad one of them doesn't have an issue doing that. ]

You don't know that. It could be neon orange?

[windeity]

And we will never know because everything is boring. [He holds up a sleeve doubtfully.] This is still pretty lame but not too uncomfortable, I guess.

[parodeity]

All the gray makes your eyes pop, I guess? [ dubiously. ] I bet if the monochrome retreats all of these clothes will be unfortunate but comfort over fashion. For now.