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March 31st

[splinten]

[this audio file]

[parodeity]

are you trapped in the dungeon of a reptile who really needs to download a dating app as an alternative to his current solution or

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Wait.
Do you think Bowser was trying to get with Peach?

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didnt he try to make her marry him in super paper mario
like im not gonna go that far into the guys motives
i think sometimes he was literally just fucking bored
or maybe didnt know how to invite people to hang
but while earlier entries in the series had him kidnapping her just so hed be made monarch
later entries gave different weights to his motives for doing so

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Shit. I think you're right.
Also didn't one of them imply his kids were hers?
Like Mario Sunshine or something.
How did I blank out on this. Roxy's going to take my Basic Nintendo Knowledge badge away from me.

[parodeity]

i think so?
but like
unreliable narrator children since
i guess?
bowser could have been projecting the idea he really wanted to get w/ peach so hard his kids picked it up

im not actually sure this is a thing we ever needed to think about in depth
and yet now im thinking about it

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Isn't this exactly what a family road trip is about?

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why would i know this youre the only person ive ever gone on one with
i mean i guess rose and i go to the kharaa but we never consider video game characters in depth
mostly she informs me what freud would think about me and etc

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Now you know.
Family road trips are for deeply considering the romantic entanglements of video game characters.
Which is going to suck for me as I run out of games I know anything about.

[parodeity]

do i wanna know why you decided this was a thing that has to be a thing
or was there any motivation behind it

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It's a completely arbitrary decision based on this conversation.
My actual intention was to share that song with you.

[parodeity]

yeah i kind of figured
it was catchy

[splinten]

A good Mario reference is always a benefit to a song.
We should stop texting and actually use our mouth words. Your bad midnight habits have to be contagious.

[they are probably like laying beside each other in their camping tent or some stupidity like that]

[parodeity]

i like my bad midnight habits
and youre the one who started this so clearly you felt like using your finger words
which sounds stupid
but you said mouth words which sounded stupider

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I wanted to send the song so you'd have it.
It was your decision to respond in text.

[parodeity]

you said nothing when sending the song
indicating to me you wanted me to text you

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Or respond to me verbally.

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youve met me right

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[ok this is dumb]

Dave.

[parodeity]

Dirk.

[ it can keep being dumb ]

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[Dirk will make it dumber. By rolling over in whatever sleeping comfort thing they have and flopping on Dave.]

Thanks for the family road trip.

[parodeity]

[ dave goes "oof" but does not shove dirk off. he's still and quiet and he's probably been weird off and on, but he doesn't pull back. ]

Anytime. [ or...whenever he can manage it. whenever things aren't crazy and neither of them has a million other obligations? ]

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You've enjoyed it. Right?

[Dave has been weird and asked a lot of questions and Dirk has worried.]

You don't regret doing it unlooped.

[parodeity]

I don't regret it. [ but there's a weird hesitation before he says it. sometimes when things go well these days, he worries. ]

[splinten]

You hesitated.

[Dirk lifts his head up. Does Dave mean it?]