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[splinten]

I need you, dumbass.

[And he's sending your sister to find you anyway.]

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[ well he's definitely absconding if he sees rose before she can talk him out of it!! ]

i need you too
this is actually not even a threat even though i was hoping it could double as one
we promised to be honest
so
this is a thing that happens sometimes
ill be back as soon as im calm
karkat made me swear to give him actual warnings and timeframes for it
ill pen you down into that list too

love you too

[ he technically didn't reply last time but the argument is ongoing so it still counts ]

[splinten]

Thank you. I'm sorry.

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[ there won't be a reply to that until exactly two hours later sent from the farm since of course that's where he went when he got back from Whenever and Wherever he was, because if nothing else dave is punctual as fuck when it comes to promises he makes re: time. ]

not your fault were both idiots generally
ill meet you for your dumb trap meeting tomorrow

[ he gives absolutely no indication of how long he was gone from his own perspective because of course he doesn't. ]

[splinten]

Hold on, fifteen minutes of Kaufman bullshit left.

[...Yeah Dirk decided to watch a movie he hated to distract himself? It made sense.]

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[ nothing they do makes sense? ]

take your time i have to talk to rose and karkat anyway

[splinten]

I'd apologize but you deserve this.

[Hating Kaufman has clearly calmed down some of his self-hate in favour of just being annoyed at Dave.]

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im used to it they both disagree on my coping techniques whenever i use like any of them
shockingly
its almost like they think its not emotionally mature to just not until you can

[ dave's swung from being annoyed at dirk to being lowkey self-deprecating with bad jokes so however long he was gone (don't ask, don't tell) helped. ]

anyway im sleeping out here tonight because i cant be fucked to move jsyk

[splinten]

Thank you for letting me know.
If we're letting each other know our night habits then you can find me in Jake's room.

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idk what were doing ever
you can find me whenever you feel like talking until then ill assume the opposite is true

[ since dirk has had less time than him for that. ]

or ill see you at the obvious trap meeting tomorrow
later

[splinten]

I'd like to talk to you right now.
I gave you the offer of meeting tomorrow because I wanted you to have space. It was Jake's suggestion that we both calm down before we tried discussing it again.

[He won't not call it a trap meeting because, er, it was. But now it's not? But the only way he can prove that is by not making it a trap.

Maybe Jake has a few good points about bad habits they've built up.]

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im at the farm and still shadeless idk when im getting those back
probably not soon

[splinten]

Wait. What happened to Ben Stiller's shades?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT???]

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left em with karkat and i assume hell hold them hostage while i casually refuse to tell him what two hours equals
ill steal them back later probably

[splinten]

Dave. Stop being an asshole to your boyfriend.

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ill tell him later in person

[splinten]

Is there a reason you're not going to him in person now?
Aside from being an asshole.

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im going to talk to him now in person
later

[splinten]

Rose is right. The game gave you time powers to punish the rest of us.
You should talk to him now, without looping. We can talk when you're done if you still want to.
What have you eaten or drank in the last hour relative to your personal continuity?

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i need to talk to you first
hes going to want to know how this goes anyway
and if we put this off were not going to talk about it for a while
and or i will unpsych myself up whichever comes first

water and apples i said im at the farm why would i not be eating apples

[splinten]

All right. I'll be there soon.

Because you're a fucking idiot.

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i didnt starve myself in two hours

[splinten]

It wasn't two hours.

[Don't be full of shit? Dirk has his shades on so he can head over to the farm while also calling out Dave. Thanks, hands-free communication.]

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it was exactly as long as it needed to be

[splinten]

It makes your argument about not starving within the span of two hours a specious one.
Like the vast majority of your arguments.