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I'd apologize but you deserve this.

[Hating Kaufman has clearly calmed down some of his self-hate in favour of just being annoyed at Dave.]

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im used to it they both disagree on my coping techniques whenever i use like any of them
shockingly
its almost like they think its not emotionally mature to just not until you can

[ dave's swung from being annoyed at dirk to being lowkey self-deprecating with bad jokes so however long he was gone (don't ask, don't tell) helped. ]

anyway im sleeping out here tonight because i cant be fucked to move jsyk

[splinten]

Thank you for letting me know.
If we're letting each other know our night habits then you can find me in Jake's room.

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idk what were doing ever
you can find me whenever you feel like talking until then ill assume the opposite is true

[ since dirk has had less time than him for that. ]

or ill see you at the obvious trap meeting tomorrow
later

[splinten]

I'd like to talk to you right now.
I gave you the offer of meeting tomorrow because I wanted you to have space. It was Jake's suggestion that we both calm down before we tried discussing it again.

[He won't not call it a trap meeting because, er, it was. But now it's not? But the only way he can prove that is by not making it a trap.

Maybe Jake has a few good points about bad habits they've built up.]

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im at the farm and still shadeless idk when im getting those back
probably not soon

[splinten]

Wait. What happened to Ben Stiller's shades?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT???]

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left em with karkat and i assume hell hold them hostage while i casually refuse to tell him what two hours equals
ill steal them back later probably

[splinten]

Dave. Stop being an asshole to your boyfriend.

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ill tell him later in person

[splinten]

Is there a reason you're not going to him in person now?
Aside from being an asshole.

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im going to talk to him now in person
later

[splinten]

Rose is right. The game gave you time powers to punish the rest of us.
You should talk to him now, without looping. We can talk when you're done if you still want to.
What have you eaten or drank in the last hour relative to your personal continuity?

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i need to talk to you first
hes going to want to know how this goes anyway
and if we put this off were not going to talk about it for a while
and or i will unpsych myself up whichever comes first

water and apples i said im at the farm why would i not be eating apples

[splinten]

All right. I'll be there soon.

Because you're a fucking idiot.

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i didnt starve myself in two hours

[splinten]

It wasn't two hours.

[Don't be full of shit? Dirk has his shades on so he can head over to the farm while also calling out Dave. Thanks, hands-free communication.]

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it was exactly as long as it needed to be

[splinten]

It makes your argument about not starving within the span of two hours a specious one.
Like the vast majority of your arguments.

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dont tell me youre going to complain until i tell you what two hours equals too

[splinten]

I would let you get away with simply assuring me that you took care of yourself, in the sense of finding proper shelter, eating and drinking a healthy amount, and looking after your illness.
By now I've worked out that any claim that you did so would be cleverly worded but ultimately obvious bullshit.

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did you know its possible to answer a question with like one word
i dont know if anyone told you

[splinten]

No.

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im taking that a no to wanting to know how long two hours is btw

[splinten]

It isn't.

[What's that? It's your brother, out of the tunnel that he built specifically for you. He takes his shades off (fair is fair) and he really just looks mostly tired. Better, because expressing his hatred for Kaufman is always a good way to spend a few hours. But tired.]

But I'm considering that something we can deal with later.