personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[frostythehitman]

[ He nearly grills Dave about it more, but he decides to be merciful. ]

So basically it's just regular music but with the drums pumped up on steroids.

[ He also would've mentioned "saying the lyrics instead of singing them" but apparently Dave's definition of rap does also include singing, so. ]

[parodeity]

maybe i should send you more music files

[frostythehitman]

Depends. Are they gonna be any good?

[parodeity]

excuse you every single music file i have is good

[frostythehitman]

Why don't you let me be the judge of that?

[parodeity]

ok
then i will make you a gradeschool style mixtape
hold the boombox of quality outside your window
and well let the chips fall where they may

[frostythehitman]

Fine, as long as it's not on an actual tape cassette.

[ He's pretty sure there's nothing left on this earth that could play one of those now. ]

[parodeity]

you have no sense of romance in your soul

[frostythehitman]

I didn't realize this was about you trying to woo me.

[parodeity]

dude no i meant like romance of the soul

[frostythehitman]

What, just because I don't want a cassette tape?

I don't own anything that can play a cassette tape. What's so romantic about them anyway?

[parodeity]

its like the feeling you get when cusak raises a boombox you know

[frostythehitman]

Oh yeah, blaring music on someone's lawn in the middle of the night. That's real romantic.

[parodeity]

again you have no soul
quite possibly you are a vampire im not sure yet

[frostythehitman]

I kill vampires, not be them.

[parodeity]

you do what now

[frostythehitman]

Well if you believe the dumb Retrospec memories, then yeah, I've killed at least a few vampires in my time.

[parodeity]

like
with stakes?

[frostythehitman]

One of them, yeah.

Then my partner chopped his head off with his shield.

[parodeity]

sharp shield or strong partner

[frostythehitman]

Both, probably.

[parodeity]

so do you believe in all this yet or are you still on team denial
out of curiosity

[frostythehitman]

Well I believe in some of it, at least. Kind of hard to deny there's something real about it when you're remembering stuff straight out of your history textbook.

I don't know how much I believe some of the other bits, though.

[parodeity]

which other bits are giving you trouble in particular

[frostythehitman]

[ ??? why is he ASKING ]

The parts that can't be found in a history textbook. So, the vampires, the spandex outfits, the human fireballs, and the two people on my team who only wore speedos.