personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[frostythehitman]

I didn't realize this was about you trying to woo me.

[parodeity]

dude no i meant like romance of the soul

[frostythehitman]

What, just because I don't want a cassette tape?

I don't own anything that can play a cassette tape. What's so romantic about them anyway?

[parodeity]

its like the feeling you get when cusak raises a boombox you know

[frostythehitman]

Oh yeah, blaring music on someone's lawn in the middle of the night. That's real romantic.

[parodeity]

again you have no soul
quite possibly you are a vampire im not sure yet

[frostythehitman]

I kill vampires, not be them.

[parodeity]

you do what now

[frostythehitman]

Well if you believe the dumb Retrospec memories, then yeah, I've killed at least a few vampires in my time.

[parodeity]

like
with stakes?

[frostythehitman]

One of them, yeah.

Then my partner chopped his head off with his shield.

[parodeity]

sharp shield or strong partner

[frostythehitman]

Both, probably.

[parodeity]

so do you believe in all this yet or are you still on team denial
out of curiosity

[frostythehitman]

Well I believe in some of it, at least. Kind of hard to deny there's something real about it when you're remembering stuff straight out of your history textbook.

I don't know how much I believe some of the other bits, though.

[parodeity]

which other bits are giving you trouble in particular

[frostythehitman]

[ ??? why is he ASKING ]

The parts that can't be found in a history textbook. So, the vampires, the spandex outfits, the human fireballs, and the two people on my team who only wore speedos.

[parodeity]

ok the last one is literally the most tragic memory ever
why did they only wear speedos who does that
was that while they were vampire hunting???
i feel thats probably ill advised vampire hunting fashion

[frostythehitman]

No, the vampire hunting was just me and Captain America. He was basically dressed in a spandex version of the American flag, but at least he was fully covered.

But the others were fighting in full speedo outside in the middle of a Russian winter at least once.
Depending on how you look at it, that might be even worse.

[parodeity]

how the fuck did they not get frostbite in very unfortunate places

[frostythehitman]

One of them was also one of the human fireballs. He could probably stay warm in any sort of climate regardless of what he's wearing.

The other guy, though, I don't know. He's just some weird speedo-wearing elf jerk. Maybe elves are immune to frostbite.

[parodeity]

maybe if theyre like ice elves?

[frostythehitman]

Sure, why not. We killed vampires while wearing spandex outfits,
two people who could fly around on fire, and an ice elf. Makes about as much sense as anything else.

[parodeity]

maybe youre part ice elf

[frostythehitman]

If I was part ice elf, I think they'd have dressed me a little more nakedly.