personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

maybe if theyre like ice elves?

[frostythehitman]

Sure, why not. We killed vampires while wearing spandex outfits,
two people who could fly around on fire, and an ice elf. Makes about as much sense as anything else.

[parodeity]

maybe youre part ice elf

[frostythehitman]

If I was part ice elf, I think they'd have dressed me a little more nakedly.

[parodeity]

did they dress you not in a speedo then

[frostythehitman]

Well it's stretchy and they have short shorts, but at least my uniform fully covered me.

[parodeity]

why do heroes always like spandex anyway

[frostythehitman]

You'd have to ask whoever ran the army in whatever world it is I'm remembering, they're the ones who designed our uniforms for us.

[parodeity]

i worry about your worlds military
anyway
i guess i should let you go for now weve been talking about military speedos for a while now

[frostythehitman]

Ugh trust me, my whole life for the past month has been talking about military speedos.

But sure, I can spare you that fate. For now, anyway.