ok the last one is literally the most tragic memory ever why did they only wear speedos who does that was that while they were vampire hunting??? i feel thats probably ill advised vampire hunting fashion
No, the vampire hunting was just me and Captain America. He was basically dressed in a spandex version of the American flag, but at least he was fully covered.
But the others were fighting in full speedo outside in the middle of a Russian winter at least once. Depending on how you look at it, that might be even worse.
Sure, why not. We killed vampires while wearing spandex outfits, two people who could fly around on fire, and an ice elf. Makes about as much sense as anything else.
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why did they only wear speedos who does that
was that while they were vampire hunting???
i feel thats probably ill advised vampire hunting fashion
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But the others were fighting in full speedo outside in the middle of a Russian winter at least once.
Depending on how you look at it, that might be even worse.
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The other guy, though, I don't know. He's just some weird speedo-wearing elf jerk. Maybe elves are immune to frostbite.
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two people who could fly around on fire, and an ice elf. Makes about as much sense as anything else.
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anyway
i guess i should let you go for now weve been talking about military speedos for a while now
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But sure, I can spare you that fate. For now, anyway.