no you would not, you big baby! you love both of us too much to do that :p
if thats a serious question i would imagine the answer is no the metal looks cheap but durable and i am gagging imagining the smell of those hooves burning i think you should let dirk have his simple pleasures in life!
apparently it is a one way street since i assume youre telling him anyway and hell wear them anyway neither of you loves me too much to pretend those abominations do not exist this feels unfair
idk if its serious maybe well bury the things its not super important until he probably gets them and we probably have to deal w it
i am not telling him! aaaaaaaand i love you very much babe!!!!
[ see this isnt a lie bc jade isnt texting dirk about them yet :) and it wont be a lie even if he gets the shooves :) ]
they were listed with cowboy boots and stuff.... they are actually kind of expensive :p there are some silly things that come up when you google cowboy boots
i cannot believe that your trust in me is so shallow, dave!!! my heart's broken :(
well my professor brought in one of the projectors because he has a headache and we are watching practical magic in 13 parts on youtube now cowboy boots seemed more interesting to me!
oh hush we will not be revisiting this conversation in a week, stop clutching your fashionable little pearls! :p
yeah the movie but i dont think they decide in the sense this is something we will be graded on??? this is advanced calculus honestly dave not every college class you will attend will make a lot of sense its a lot more difficult in terms of actual work but it can be colorful, i guess!
hockey is a way cooler sport than football!!!!! i would rather watch a hockey movie than that football movie
why dont college classes make sense i feel like we were lied to in high school if so like OH MAN college is gonna be fucking SERIOUS cant dick around there!!!! is high school lying to me jade
a lot of them make sense! but theres also science with the guy who dresses like a wizard for the first class of every semester for everyone sense making class, i guess :\ the professors are allowed more freedom in creating their curricular i suppose so you will see more of their personalities although thats not really the case with mr dawes hes a lot more tough than youd think! the point is high school doesnt want you to be unprepared for a mr dawes :p
less racist country music and more fist fights!!!!!!! duh, dave, duuuuuuuuuuuh
i would be that guy but id dress as something cooler like a ninja dont tell rose and roxy i said wizards werent cool
hey racist country music is my roots since like all country music is pretty much based on the same damn topics wow i love my truck and fishing or wow i wanna fucking murder my trucking fishing husbando
i have literally never done the second thing on that list was this on your list of fantasies about dave rode a horse 2 school because i never did that actually i only took like a few horseback riding lessons before escaping it was more roxy and dirks thing
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holy shit dirk would love these
we can never let him know they exist
i hope they dont have a male version
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i actually needed to text him!
this would be a good conversation starter
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SHOOVES
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WHOOPS!
STOP THIS
jade
please no
jade no he would wear them
jade no he would wear them with formalwear
jade dont do this to me i dont deserve this
i cant
yes, dave
that is generally what people do with shoes
they wear them
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this day has taken a turn for the dark
i wonder if those things burn easy or not
roxy and i can only do so much with some of the crap he buys
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you love both of us too much to do that :p
if thats a serious question i would imagine the answer is no
the metal looks cheap but durable and i am gagging imagining the smell of those hooves burning
i think you should let dirk have his simple pleasures in life!
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neither of you loves me too much to pretend those abominations do not exist this feels unfair
idk if its serious
maybe well bury the things
its not super important until he probably gets them and we probably have to deal w it
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aaaaaaaand
i love you very much
babe!!!!
[ see this isnt a lie bc jade isnt texting dirk about them yet :) and it wont be a lie even if he gets the shooves :) ]
they were listed with cowboy boots and stuff....
they are actually kind of expensive :p
there are some silly things that come up when you google cowboy boots
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but can you promise youre not gonna
kinda doubt it but love you too anyway
also i wouldnt know ive never googled cowboy boots before
why are you
[ he is still not talking to her for a day or so in protest if/when dirk gets those shoes tho ]
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my heart's broken :(
well
my professor brought in one of the projectors because he has a headache and we are watching practical magic in 13 parts on youtube now
cowboy boots seemed more interesting to me!
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practical magic
like
the film???
man how do they pick this shit for what to show us
i cannot count how many times ive seen that football film
still unsure how football works despite this
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we will not be revisiting this conversation in a week, stop clutching your fashionable little pearls! :p
yeah the movie but i dont think they decide in the sense this is something we will be graded on???
this is advanced calculus
honestly dave not every college class you will attend will make a lot of sense
its a lot more difficult in terms of actual work but it can be
colorful, i guess!
hockey is a way cooler sport than football!!!!!
i would rather watch a hockey movie than that football movie
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why dont college classes make sense
i feel like we were lied to in high school if so
like OH MAN
college is gonna be fucking SERIOUS
cant dick around there!!!!
is high school lying to me jade
whats the difference
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a lot of them make sense!
but theres also science with the guy who dresses like a wizard for the first class of every semester for everyone sense making class, i guess :\
the professors are allowed more freedom in creating their curricular i suppose so you will see more of their personalities
although thats not really the case with mr dawes
hes a lot more tough than youd think!
the point is high school doesnt want you to be unprepared for a mr dawes :p
less racist country music and more fist fights!!!!!!! duh, dave, duuuuuuuuuuuh
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but id dress as something cooler
like a ninja
dont tell rose and roxy i said wizards werent cool
hey racist country music is my roots
since
like
all country music is pretty much based on the same damn topics
wow i love my truck and fishing or wow i wanna fucking murder my trucking fishing husbando
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i thought your roots were queso, riding horses to school, and the alamo?
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was this on your list of fantasies about dave
rode a horse 2 school
because i never did that
actually i only took like a few horseback riding lessons before escaping
it was more roxy and dirks thing
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also queso is fucking amazing and i will not be shamed for this
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emphasis on the the TEX in text :p
happy now??
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im the only cowboy in this relationship
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if youre a cowboy i want to see your spurs
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