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DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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at least you acknowledge theyre fashionable

why dont college classes make sense
i feel like we were lied to in high school if so
like OH MAN
college is gonna be fucking SERIOUS
cant dick around there!!!!
is high school lying to me jade

whats the difference

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oh whatever

a lot of them make sense!
but theres also science with the guy who dresses like a wizard for the first class of every semester for everyone sense making class, i guess :\
the professors are allowed more freedom in creating their curricular i suppose so you will see more of their personalities
although thats not really the case with mr dawes
hes a lot more tough than youd think!
the point is high school doesnt want you to be unprepared for a mr dawes :p

less racist country music and more fist fights!!!!!!! duh, dave, duuuuuuuuuuuh

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i would be that guy
but id dress as something cooler
like a ninja
dont tell rose and roxy i said wizards werent cool

hey racist country music is my roots
since
like
all country music is pretty much based on the same damn topics
wow i love my truck and fishing or wow i wanna fucking murder my trucking fishing husbando

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only because i dont want them to know what a disappointment their brother is to them

i thought your roots were queso, riding horses to school, and the alamo?

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i have literally never done the second thing on that list
was this on your list of fantasies about dave
rode a horse 2 school
because i never did that
actually i only took like a few horseback riding lessons before escaping
it was more roxy and dirks thing

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so queso and the alamo are apart of your roots

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jade you know youre not supposed to forget the alamo
also queso is fucking amazing and i will not be shamed for this

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i am tossing my cowboy hat into the air as i text!
emphasis on the the TEX in text :p
happy now??

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hey dont go appropriating my culture jade
im the only cowboy in this relationship

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oh please!
if youre a cowboy i want to see your spurs

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spurs are not required to make boots proper cowboy boots
but i think we actually have those in this household

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can you wear them on your sneakers???

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i mean
technically???????
im kinda antispur tho
or at least anti the ones that hurt horses

1/2

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[ all right so the woodsy in jade's going to be super obvious right now but ]

wait they hurt horses?
the spurs???
because of the spikes right
in that case dont all spurs hurt horses

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and does that mean you are afraid of hurting the horse you ride to school on???????

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no there are some spurs made specifically not to hurt horses
also
i dont know if its afraid so much as i dont like hurting anything?

also speaking of school
i see scantrons so i should go b/c i think a quiz is imminent