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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[rhapsodeity]

only because i dont want them to know what a disappointment their brother is to them

i thought your roots were queso, riding horses to school, and the alamo?

[parodeity]

i have literally never done the second thing on that list
was this on your list of fantasies about dave
rode a horse 2 school
because i never did that
actually i only took like a few horseback riding lessons before escaping
it was more roxy and dirks thing

[rhapsodeity]

so queso and the alamo are apart of your roots

[parodeity]

jade you know youre not supposed to forget the alamo
also queso is fucking amazing and i will not be shamed for this

[rhapsodeity]

i am tossing my cowboy hat into the air as i text!
emphasis on the the TEX in text :p
happy now??

[parodeity]

hey dont go appropriating my culture jade
im the only cowboy in this relationship

[rhapsodeity]

oh please!
if youre a cowboy i want to see your spurs

[parodeity]

spurs are not required to make boots proper cowboy boots
but i think we actually have those in this household

[rhapsodeity]

can you wear them on your sneakers???

[parodeity]

i mean
technically???????
im kinda antispur tho
or at least anti the ones that hurt horses

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[rhapsodeity]

[ all right so the woodsy in jade's going to be super obvious right now but ]

wait they hurt horses?
the spurs???
because of the spikes right
in that case dont all spurs hurt horses

[rhapsodeity]

and does that mean you are afraid of hurting the horse you ride to school on???????

[parodeity]

no there are some spurs made specifically not to hurt horses
also
i dont know if its afraid so much as i dont like hurting anything?

also speaking of school
i see scantrons so i should go b/c i think a quiz is imminent