Yes, but that probably wouldn't be on this ticket if that's the only thing it meant. Come on. [Out of the car and to the mailbox he goes. He's waiting for Dave (he opened the door for him at least before disappearing) but when he hears Dave walking closer he shoves the ticket in the mailbox...
...and produces three shitty cardboard cut-outs of Dave, Rose and Jade.]
I don't know, a sculpture? I could at least carry that around. Anyway this isn't from thirteen year old me. Or sixteen year old me. This is from...maybe that green-skulled guy? I think.
Probably one of the ones we split up to go fight later, like how we were fighting Betty Crocker and also the dogs. Anyway, he was doing this, like, weird comic thing with you guys. I kind of remember it now but I think I ignored it after I was buried in a bunch of paper-yous.
Because he made you the hero and I didn't even exist. Also? He made like twenty of you. [There's a snort.] Come to think of it, I wonder if this is why I ended up punching him in the first place. Anyway we can keep them in the living room or something.
But I'm not the cool guy. Everybody knows the cool guy tells the best stories. [With that though, he sends their new cardboard buddies into his sylladex.] Three more tickets left. [He holds them up, backs facing Dave so he can't see what they are.] Wanna pick?
Nah. I mean it, it is about time other people realized you are cool, too. [A teasing smile, and John looks at the ticket before he perks up.] It finally came!
[Yeah he. Doesn't even explain before he's practically shoving the ticket into the mailbox to retrieve his ectobiologist suit.] This is the one I was talking about.
[ yeah. dave immediately grabs john around the waist and jets them out of the way, very gently setting him down on his feet once they're out of the danger zone although he doesn't exactly...let go?
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[ a blowjob joke followed by the word homosuck leads to only this conclusion. ]
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...and produces three shitty cardboard cut-outs of Dave, Rose and Jade.]
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[ it continues. ]
Dude, what the fuck? Did you make a stick figure me to role play with.
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[ he knows someone is named lord english okay. ]
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[ they have too many final bosses. ]
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[Yeah he. Doesn't even explain before he's practically shoving the ticket into the mailbox to retrieve his ectobiologist suit.] This is the one I was talking about.
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[ or however many there are left. ]
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Uh. [He's not going to specify, but he'll shove the ticket in the box and it'll spit out Dad's wallet.]
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[Give him a moment, he's going to open the wallet and the first thing that falls out is the huge pile of pipes. Followed by the car.]
Heads up!
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in case he has to move them again. ]
...Who in the hell needs that many pipes.
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