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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

I am pretty sure I made the car fly with the windy thing? I remember talking to Jade while someone else was driving, too. [...] I'm an idiot. I told Jade the car came from Dad's wallet. I was trying to find him and the clouds led me there instead.

[He's still eyeballing everything, but he hands the pictures to Dave.] Putting all of this back is going to be a pain in the ass.

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[ john baby photos get and dave promptly is fully distracted?? ]

[windeity]

[That's fine, he's going for the Crosbytop and picking it up.]

Hey. Who's this douche?

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Bing Crosby, dingus. [ why would john know that. dave looks up from his ~mini-john~ pics. ] So, I'm claiming these and keeping them forever.

[windeity]

Why would--okay. [WHATEVER. It goes back in Dad's wallet, too, but he suddenly looks over to see what Dave's keeping.] Are those my baby photos? Dude.

[Is he surprised? Not in the slightest.]

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You were adorable. I want to pinch your cheeks? You kids will be cute as fuck, what the hell.

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You're an embarrassment, shut uppp. [But he's still not surprised and he just tries to push at Dave's face.] Also what do you mean were? I'm still adorable! I think.

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No, you're hot, there's a total difference. [ is there. ]

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Is the difference that you won't have sex with me if I only count as adorable? [Bold of you to assume, Egbert.]

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...I mean, no, I would definitely do things with you either way, but there's still a difference. [ the difference is hot is not adorable but adorable can be hot? ]

[windeity]

Sure, okay. [He's not going to ask the difference because he assumes it's the same as always where Dave will be cagey until he feels like not being cagey.] One more ticket, Tex. Wanna go for it or save it for later?

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Obviously we have to cash it in right now, Washington. Otherwise we're going to either forget it or just be curious. ...Probably the former, admittedly.

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I would definitely forget, you're not wrong. [But he nods to himself and finishes sylladexing everything he owns, throwing it in the wallet before cashing in on the ticket.

There's a weird moment's pause while the mailbox seems to be figuring it out, but eventually a large, yellow salamander comes tumbling out. She looks at Dave first, then at John, and she blows a spitbubble before waddling forward as John begins to laugh.]

Uh. Wow.